His farts smell of Barbes de Beau Pappa.

Oh, hey, Library Lady.
Nice dress. Say, is that a new stretch you sportin’ DARE, or are you just being a cute pussy cat?

Pedos de algodón carnavalero:92F708EC-BFCD-4840-8F80-C49AFE065D4B — (dot, dot, dot) Dear, Chuckles: nice ring you got there. Listen, man, if you want to know how to paint a VERONICA with sub text, give U.S. a call. Valente Arellano is presenting an intro to: It’s a beautiful Afternoon to Die. John McCaine will be ringside, en la barrera de Sol junto a Hemingway y Silverio Pérez.

Coming up on Eyedent y Tea News:

The “black face” rendition of “el bendito” Titre de Sejour.

Paris, France. Victory Square_ At first, hardly anyone noticed the Hausmann-building height laser triangulations cutting through the San Santiago’s skyline. At one point, during the hyping of “the” event, the MorJo crew made a parallel to “the” big elephant in the room, “The Russians!!!”. The Purple Pundit, on her own quadrant, shouted:

It’s a big F******* Red Light.

Let’s Boogaloo:102032D1-CD0C-4DC3-9A6B-652C0F8206F2 /// tú–tú — tú–TÚ and og course: 3G.

Less than 24 hours into the time-shift, however, the Purple Pundit, downsized the spectacle into Tiny Tiny Cat’s worst obsession: the uncatchable moving red dot, even though, by definition, a TRIANGULATION is not possible if squiggly lines are mixed into “the experiment”. It’s a F******* TRIANGULATION, Nicole.  What are you? Like an Orange County transplant, or some knotty-ronnie-republican like that‽

Bottom line es de que se hacía grandote, y se hacia chiquito:C3145AB1-4081-44B4-B1D7-22174F69A5FE

By 3 am in CET, the F******* TRIANGULATION was upgraded by The Rachel Maddow Round Up into a Connect The D.O.T.s sort of panorama.

F.Y.I., Cousin Joe, the staff has been “relocated” to the gray area. Don’t forget about the tooth paste. P.S. we [the staff] found another use for the pages of the Direct News CMatin de Canal plus.


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