Febrero 3 — Brunch with los resbalosos

[at the Rainbow Room]

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A poker game is on its third day. Oreo cookies and Tennessee honey on the rocks keep the marathon going.

The peacock just threw “doña Florinda” on top of the New York strips and the arrachera from La Majada.

HOY NO HUBO JAZZ:6A9C184C-EA60-409E-9526-80A1C85C14E6… Ever wondered where your Frog Legs come from? The Poles are talking and they relay that much like Surimi is reconstituted Crab meat, so are those Frog Legs at the “Brunch Bar”, but with the notable exception that Frog Legs are reconstituted from penguins that got way too drunk during Happy Feet hours at Los Resbalosos en Saint–Michel.  —•— NOW you KNOW.

The Siren desliza sobre el lienzo de una mesa, que curiosamente tiene la misma forma de la ranita vanidosa en el escudo nacional mexicano, a una gallina de Loue.

En una pantalla que sirve para plasmar lo que pasa en el Imperio, R O M A acaba de conquistar a Goya, —una puta de la peninsula iberica.

[Foto de Archivo]

El Pais–Goya—Libération:F549540A-3069-4E2B-8D9B-C1DBD438A89C •_!_•  CHAPOPOTE: BLACK HISTORY MONTH.

[la “peninsula iberica” es una franquicia de cantinas propiedad de Carlos Fuentes. Por aquellos días corría el año del caldo y Fidel, el que « regenteaba» esta sucursal, ya estaba hasta los cojones de los nuevos hijos de la chingada que popúlaban a lo ancho y largo de la “División del Norte, y avenida Coyoacán”.

Young AMERICANS, meet El NIGROMANTE… Señora!!! que no le digán, y que no le cuentén las tripas, en los Estados Unidos (mexicanos) Black History Month se celebra en septiembre:8403C078-2BAE-4E1F-A64B-F524B9C8F3EA… MEAN WHILE in Arizona, it was finally agreed upon that Black History month would be celebrated after all, but with one condition. The Blacks will only get 28 days; not the Full Month, said Howard Johnson, the town’s Mayor.
The Black Caucus objected:
“Yo’ honky ass is short-changin’ U.S., again!!!”
To which, Johnson & Johnson, the town’s Siamese mediators responded:
—Fine. You fuckers will get a bonus day every Four Years. Case Closed. With Prejudice.

 

1, 2, 3, Ewe got me, said Stephen Fry, the expert on all things “South America”, at the BBC. Stephen was sent on a mission to La Frontera de Cristal to follow up on the whereabouts of Fidel. Stephen, however, was way too concerned with the Sketches at The B-52, a biker bar at Chichimecas Hombrudos y Tiapanecas en Juaritos; so Mr. Fry, instead, headed south to one of the Chihuahua governor’s ranch properties, which he (el gober precioso) had purchased with all of the money that he (the elected-government official) had laundered for The Narco that Sean Penn, and Sean Penn alone, took down.

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