Blue rails of change:
The good news of the La Jornada del día de hoy is that Tracey Ullman’s Angela Merkel character is not going to be Brexited off of the Simone Fredricks Fish and Chips (with your clothes on) News Hour; Starring: The Stay Human Piano guy.
EvEning Standard Edition:
Source of the Brexit “patient Cero” found.
Super Freak on the street said: See Eye told’ You all that “Cocaine is a Hell of a Drug”.
Eels in Thames ‘left hyperactive due to high levels of cocaine in water’
If Ewe ever wondered why it’s always a Goddamned beautiful day, here’s your answer, and the source with Simone Fredricks, who now confirms that “patient Cero” is part of the “Ricks” who went and hitched a ride with the “James–es–ese”.
… meanwhile in Xochimilco,
El Axolote le dice
¿pero qué invitas, eh —weh!?
Rhule Nº 2, Mr. Batiste, if that is a real Cowboy hat on the drummer boy, behind you. There will be no Sword (fish) Fighting, and Triangles will only be used to order Gumbo. Appropriate percusound weapons include the COW BELL or a Loving Spoonful and/or Washboard.
Ewe, Sir, crossed the line when you sent your “Pinkerton Posse” to act as a “wall” for all the little lost souls that got lost on the way to Tijuana due to the big fucking Ken Doll living at the 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., executive Doll House in Washington D.C..
Rhule # 3. There are “No Fridas”, and there are no Rhules, Mr. (tú) Batiste; (él/ella) Batió; (ustedes) Batierón, etcétera, etc., Etc.
Coming up in the programing: Hitchens? Da’fuck brings out here?
Right now it’s past midnite in CET and earlier yesterday, right before our appointment with La rue des Bourdonnais for our 10.40 carpet decoration we noticed that a whole bunch books were about to get completely soaked. So we fitted as many as we could into the empty shelter stands nearby, sin embargo Mr. Batiste, we [the staff can relay that “America in The NUDE” and “Democracy in America, part ii” were given shelter at Abbé’s Place].
Now, Rep. Ocasio–Cortez, in response to your take on the nude fingernails of Justice Soto-Mayor, and the fact that your little nieces, who according to you, are watching the “Tyrone Report”, with Stephen Colbert, please don’t be so hasty in “Drissing” Miss Mai 1974, because she is a puzzle piece for Omar Sy’s new flick, in “America”, starring his doppelganger “mini Mi”.
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Jinggle: Ready to move on up? “Eye heard the news today, oh boy!”… and David Bowie went, tell me about it.
… pero, SEÑORAAAAAA!
No se confunda.
No confunda las porras del “Niño de Oro”, con los porros de Humberto Moreira.
ISSY no me cree, pues entonces Señora,
prégunteselo usted a Marcelo Ebrad,
el “experto de México”, según los archivos pérdidos de la elección general del 2016.
Si lo que busca es trapos para su democracia, deje usted présentarle el “Modelo Ferrari 2019”, edición Especial Petrolera y Bananera MÉXICO Puro y Puritano, oh the motherfucking Reversal of “Souls”, o como decía Gogol: Les Âmes.
Wait for it, wait.
In the mean Time, while DONALD trump is president, enjoy the winner for BEST PICTURE, best chorographie, BEST EVERYTHING!!! in 2018/2019.