Congratulations on electing the American who should be President of The United States of America, right now, for another term in the Senate.
In New York it’s 7 p.m. and in Indiana and Kentucky the song remains [Republican Red] the same… oh, the humanity!
El Coloso y Lady Liberty
We [the people of the United States of America] are just moments away from witnessing (first–hand) if the Soul of the American Experiment (inspired in part by Polybius) is an oligarchy, a democracy, or just plain ol’Despotism.
For this journey, we [the staff] called upon the most important historian that ever came out of a city called, of all things in times of a ruling megalomaniac, Megalopolis. And you know, the good thing about Polybius was that everything that he wrote, was all Greek for the motherfucking Roman Empire of his time. Without the the three parts of the Roman Constitution, o sea, Raquelito, The Consul (War Pigs), The Senate (Pork Politics), and The People (…) which Polybius first made sense of, the Framers of the U.S. Constitution would probably have made George Washington, ruler for life—like fucking Donald wishes he was.
with your host,
Moral Officer Matthews
Right Now, right now it’s time for Bri–Wi Zingers, with Brian Williams… right now the Senate has secured
49 45 seats in the Senate, “HBO is going to make a movie about it”. In Texas news, the draconian sychopant Greg Abbott is Governor, again…
Anygüey, la cualidad que hizo de Polibio un personaje especial es de que él supo entender la relación paralela entre el gobierno de La República y La Lucha Greco–Romana; ayer como hoy, lo único que en el Imperio es real, es la lucha libre.
… from my Ear, to my Mouth, to one of 30 Rock’s wall; Mitt Romney, is now a freshman fuck, or something like that.
This has been a Bri–Wi Zinger
in Reel Time, only on HBO.
TimeStamp: THE TEXAS TRIBUNE
04.15 in Central Europe Time
Ted Cruz takes Tejas and with it
the ticks at the U.S. Senate.
BREAKING THE NEWS
The House and The Senate are split.
Will the House have the Will and the Balls to punish Republican Corruption,
or will they play Softball, Chris Mattews’s got the details on Hardball.
Coming up: One Mississippi, Two Mississippi… pass the cranberry sauce, this run–off is gonna be a left-over race.
TimeStamp: 04.48 in Central Europe Time.
Mean while Trump, in La Florida:
Amendment 4 is a go, and that’s good news.
However, the governor is Republican again, and that sucks; which is normal for this neck of the woods.
Dear, Willie Geist:
We [the staff] are calling it the night/morning, in Central Europe is 05.00 hrs.