Dear, Mike Pence: ewe shit–face, bootlicking Columbus raised pussy cat…

It’s Weekend Edition, Ewe cajoling chit–face, sycophant…  ewe know who else had people of Middle Eastern descent in a crowd of Tres Carabelas*: Columbus, you closeted–gay fuck!!!

[Time–Delayed image of two AMERICAS.. one with an Accent, the other is just an Idea.]

And to celebrate the month that gave nomenclature to the city that saw you, Mr. Pence, grow up as an altar boy, we switch it over to Maple Higginmuffin who just got back from Uruguay and is right now —as we [the staff] type this most inconsequential blog— getting ready to have a tequila™️shot and a taco™️ at some dive in Ponce de León’s backwater swap… and if you take the “LA” out of FLORIDA, Ewe Sir, might just be [we reckon, indeed] a redneck©️.

TimeStamp: 1000 hours in CET

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* … since your Evangelical mega-church ass wishes to get all heritage (dot) com in defense of Donald Trump’s blatant lies.

Chit–face… here kitty–kitty; where’all the white moor’ning Kats at? If Ewe love BLAZIN’ SADDLES, clap your paws:
https://www.dictionary.com/e/video/the-loaded-history-of-shitfaced/

TimeStamp: MAD SEASON… Wake Up; (1995). Label: COLUMBIA

TimeStamp: 16h40 in CET

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