It’s An Alternate Reality Show, Starring Kasie DC.
On today’s episode, Donald J. Trumps re-invents “El Atole con El Dedo”
[laughter track for Stupid Americans goes here]…
20 para las 4 de la tarde 19h50 Central NATO Time; en “Uchronie”.
¡BALDES D’Agua mi Negro!
Chucho Valdés is on deck at Siren Den.
Dear, fip… Castellano, no es Espagnol.
TimeStamp: Pastilla de Menta à 19h20
… but seriously, rumor has it, that Vladimir Putin promised Donald Trump a Parisian get away. People are saying that the handler is treating his American Bitch to a military review parade to conmemorate the end of the first “Big War”. Yup, people are talking and most people around The Globe agree that Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin’s little bitch.
The first pitch in the 2018 Major League Baseball Championship* Settled in F•O•U•L Territory.
The Los Angeles Dodgers crossed a “Picket Line” in Bean Town, at The Boston Hotel. C’mon, “El Lay”, find suitable “fair wage” accomodations. Don’t jinx the Series before you guys even step onto the diamond.
Sources from BeanTown:
Anygüey in París is “After Midnite” and a Full Moon is up next… TimeStamp: Let’s Play Hardball, it’s oh—One hundred hours in Central NATO Time—Game One.