We [the U.S. of A] never thought we’d make it this far. Congratulations, Cousin Joe—The Republicans did it! Ewe all did it!!! Even if folksy folks like “Mr. Schmitty” or the Purple Pundit reject the big Elephant in the room, ewe all own this new nazi-like benchmark.
… and yes, Generalissima Elise Jordan, this intermission also falls on Paul’s court.
Coming Up: The Post–Season… only on the Kasie-Dc dial.
But first, news of the world,
because this fucking blue marble that we all squat on
is bigger than a Walmart parking lot, or Donald J. Trump’s stupid America (sin acento, of course).
Jazz Central follows… have Ewe seen the little piggies? Class War follows.