Breaking the News — Hey Kasie Hunt…

Hey, Kasie Hunt, you look great in gray and that new eyeliner pattern really brings out the best on those windows to your soul, just say’n. Anygüey Kasie H., could you please relay to Cousin Joe that Hoss Cartwright and not “Little Joe” made the BONANZA show, i mean you can probably see the resemblance — Willie Geist appears to come from the same stock as Hoss!

… and now; after a bit of “organized grab-ass“… The News:

Deadly Violence in GAZA as Trump opens Embassy in Jerusalem, true to form LIKE in VIETNAM, “little Donald” excused himself from the opening ceremony and the after party.

The big winner is IRAN and Turkey, and Putin is having the Time of his life. The real loser is World Peace, and according to Andrea Mitchell, some guy named King Abdullah II of Jordan. More to come, as the world is getting ready to see a Pale Horse ride through the Middle East… wait for it, wait.

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How do Ewe say $500 million U.S. in Chinese Currency? — INDONESIAN GRAFT that’s how HOSS, and the racket is bleached with the aid of a Cargo Plane load full of rupiahs.

TimeStamp: 1400 hours in Central NATO Time.

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1948 was “the birth of a nation“… after the fall of another nation, just say’n Mika, just say’n.

TimeStamp: 4:20 in CET, art in the News follows, on page 9.

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