Hola Mika, today is Tuesday… y ya sabéis lo que dice el bombo de Manolo, en El Pais: ¡el martes, ni te cases ni te embarques—Maja!
Hey there, splendide… do, by all means, say hello to the msnbc moreJo gang, and if Ewe catch a glimpse of that John Oliver (fuck) tell him that like Brozo (the shady clown) that he can go fuck the Queen’s last corgi on a merry-go-round, eh!
… and now, last weekend’s page one—Right Now! Eh.
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Wait for it, wait…
¡SaaaaaaaaRgento, SARMIENTO! ¿Qué porción le tocó?… this is a TimeDelayed capsule from Last Weekend Tonight, at 08 hundred hours in Central Europe Time, eh.
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TimeStamp: Right Now!
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Hey, there Katie Tur… ‘member (back in July of ‘71) how them Cherry Blooms from the blizzard a few weeks ago in Washington, juxtaposed our state of being? Well, sunshine; here they are, the petals all laying in front around you. }——~~~\*>…
Hola, WaPa… girl i’m just your Jeepster, eh!
Right now… George W. Bush’s father is feelin the pain that he inflicted on MILLIONS… may he suffer in peace, eh!
i can’t wait to see YOU in HELL.
COMING UP…
The Charm Offensive, eh!
… context follows!