Day 358th — Breaking the news

Friday 12th / Saturday 13th
Frequency Hop Special Edition

Good evening, an important DACA update developed in the course of the day, and we [the staff] had to momentarily suspend our yearly Sabbatical, just as we feared before we passed over the controls to Jeff Goldblum and our second favorite Jewish person, the lovely Sarah Silverman,  anygüey; Mr. Trump just couldn’t play nice for the weekend that celebrates the legacy of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr..

But before we [the staff] get into that drama, first the local, Cross–Media Tangents:

en Nanterre, en cuestión de migración, allí también dice La Jornada en Francés (Libération) que el Sr. Macron no canta tan mal las Rancheras, and where newspapers are sold, there’s a new player on the boards.

Like the flu, the immigration issue is making the front pages of the Hexagone, it just happens to be for different reasons than those that Donald Trump would want you to believe. At Libération, the Front Cover of yesterday’s paper featured the lines to get into the Préfecture at Nanterre; how many of those pictured on the snapshot were there to register a vehicle, get a driver’s license, attend a court hearing, and yes, renew a residents visa, back in August of 2017 —that— ladies and gentleman, is up for debate; of course if you visit the Île–de–France and are into urban ethnography, or mass migration, and/or social studies, then take Line 5 to Bobigny and head over to the Pablo Picasso Plaza… allí Camaradas, si que es Otro Pedo. }-~—~\•>  The good thing about this blog is that the good folks at Libération no lo leen; if they did [read our blog] we’d think that they are echoing a signal that we [the staff] sent just two days ago, on the 10th… para ser exactos, ¡saludos!

Disclosure de décryptage:

The events depicted in the following script are based on a true news commentary segment, the names of the talking heads were not changed but their dialog was attenuated to a minimum so as to correct the noise interference with cross–media platforms that are beyond our reach and control.

This is Tim’s TimeStamp for the EST

[Man’s voice
Ari Velshi from ‘the’ ms\n-b-c’s]

— The American GESTAPO, María?

[Woman’s voice
María Hinojosa from NPR]

—Yes! Ari.
Wearing big letters on the front of their jackets that spell out POLICE, —and they are not police officers. They are immigration officials.

Ari:
— I just want to be careful not to call them any…

[María’s gaze transmit the quintessential stare that reads: Bitch, are you kidding me? While her stare spells out the following: Ari, I Know That You Know –and– y’Acting Like y’Don’t Know].

[Ari Velshi, now feeling like the little boy in a Bruce Hornsby song who’s just been told that he can’t go where the others kids go, because he don’t look —Scandinavian Enough— like they do, responds]*

— So, we are in That Place.

María:

— Sadly, we are.
ICE officers are like “boots–on–the–ground” that are responding to Donald Trump’s “get them out of here” command.

They are getting into trains and buses, and stopping people on the street and asking of them what their citizenship is.

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Eh, qué hay de Nuevo Doc? ¡debo saber, debo saber, —debo saber?.

… FYI to our non-readers, rolling blackouts keep crashing the server; thank you for your patience, we are working on correcting this contingency… Dang–on Gremlins, eh —doc?

The following is a time-delay alert, please don’t reload your browser… This is only a Time-Delayed alert of a fake Nuke Attack.

To our non readers, please don’t adjust your clocks. This is a time-delayed entry of an earlier screen capture that ‘the’ gremlin brigade maliciously scrambled earlier in the transmission.

In the mean time, surfers and board paddlers are back to doing their thing in Barack Obama’s birth island.

Actual TimeStamp is One-Hour and 1/2 difference from the last time that the gremlin brigade struck our connectivity; actual TimeStamp right now in CET currency is 23h15.

… it seems that the gremlins didn’t stop at shutting down our server. The aspersions from the gremlin brigade seemed to have crossed all the way over to the Great State of Hawaii. — Fair use of all media.

Pending a peacefull stance from the Gremlin Brigade, we [the staff] will continue with the second part of NPR’s, María Hinojosa, stance on the ICE brigades raids, which she reports, are targeting browned-skinned people in the United States.

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