Deer Susana Poveda — stop being a cunt

Hoy no hubo Jazz (KIZS)

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-gildaa

Barba-ran — In Washington, President Donald “bone 🪖spurs” Trump cannot believe it’s butter 🧈 but Senator McCain from ARIZONA reassures that DRAFT-dodging-YELLOW BELLY that in War, when someone actually serves and does not hide (or shit his pants like Nugent did) there is a running risk that the service person might die or, s/he-them be turned into a POW/MIA.

 

i is too drunk to fuck, but level enough to
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[ This Space for Rent… paid for Évry dancE ]

En fin Gilda, shut your pie hole, Évry body knows that Doctor Poisson is just a “gigolos” and Breakfast in America is just a complement for that there Super Tramp 💋 —kiss.

Later on the Bone Spurs Show : nosotros los Warthogs y ustedes los Thunderbolts, followed by Two BLACKHAWKS DOWN in Iran.

 

What Ewe gots for Mí?

C’mon., now don’t Ewe quit on Mí 

Politicians need to keep their distance, sin celery, The Space 🚀 Cowboy 🪶… and Jackie Alemany, Öüï, we, güi—D.A.T. dare is an Old Ironside, Leclerc de Hauteclocque would understand ; Donald Trump’s dad, that piece of shit never, never-EVER, ever.

Brasil, is it?

That’s kiss with a smack.

Previously on, “Yo Soy El Acusado”

But FO’ist! It’s AROUND THE WORLD
🧭 in 80’s Theys, followed by
“Back To The Future”…

Musical Guest: The Heartbreakers, featuring The Honeydrippers.

A replay VOSTF:

https ://www .quora .com /What-MLB-teams-have-the-home-team-dugout-on-the-left-field-side

Chuck De Gaulle was coaching Third Bass and Senator John McCain was doing his trademarked ‘drunk baby dance’ on top of the Third Base dugout. Top 🎩 of The Sixth, (right before The Seventh Inning STRETCHER) The COUNT is Tú and Oh, and The Score is 3 Runs for The Man from the North Central Ewe {and} 2 for the Weatherfordians.

Here’s another take of that Slam-Dunk-Tackle dubbed by the Pizza Delivery GO’ill from France musique (punto y coma) pay attention at the way in which Ricky Gervais long-lost illegitimate Margherita ropes our GO’ill the Niza into a doblaje al castellano.

Time traveling with Denisa.

Still to come: how to catch a Whale 🐳, starring Jonah Jam’s Session and “The Old Man and the Sea”… Playball!!!

Top of the FO’ist and Colbert steps to The Plate

Unlike Ari Melver’s fantasy Jet City Wee’men baseball team [for] our coverage of the first 150th Anniversary Softball Tournament of La Commune de Paris, Öüï base[s] the plays on Historicity and real characters of an already established universe. Whereas, Ari (that motherfucker) bases his plays on whatever is good for the gander, and of course, the motherfucking goose.

Et Cerf-panthère, the motherfucking groundhog took a peek outside from La Grotte et a vu un panneau qui disait : le mimétisme est la forme la plus sincère de la flatulence

¿Así de que, qué pedo con ese pedo?

LA OLALA OLALA, allí está. Fresh off a Mil-Spec Space–A flight from The Hanoi Hotel is none other than “The Maverick » and he is performing a shimmy dance to the call of The Supremes who asked the former Panamænin and Arizona Senator to entertain the empty stalls at the Pershing Memorial Baseball Field á Vincennes… Charles de Batz de Castelmore d’Artagnan (that SumBitch) is of course, playing “bad cop” and just informed The Maverick that his shenanigans will not be tolerated while Mr. Colbert is at The Plate.
The Maverick, being The Maverick begins to strip and in this ESTablished UNIverse, The Good Senator can raise both ARMS above his shoulders.

… [A]nd Willie Geist, of course you all know that it was the Very Mexicans who went ahead and invented metachronal rhythm

Another advantage of knot reading our coverage of the most dynamic game in the vicinity of The French Olympic Siege à Vincennes is that our cast of characters are ridiculously fresh y excitantes.

After the break it’s, 9 Nasty WO’ids N°3: “la torita”… [A]nd Glady’s, could you please frame said “torita” in LatinX form?.

Take Colbert for example, he lies just in front of The Nelson Mandela Garden at a “well known” soup kitchen, heck! Eye just took a pee (right in front of Mr. Colbert) at one of the outhouses municipales, not the ones from Mr. D’orin… AND DEER LORDE JESUS!!! The loo’s are brand-spanking KLEAN (pronounced with a sea) and by brand-sparkin’ Klean, Eye means brighter than the whiteness of the Home Team uniform… (note to editors: Eye could have gone with pointy white bedsheets with elaborate crosses but that was already done on January the 6th of the year of our Lorde 2021.)

Dear State of Alabama… fip Just dug Ewe out of the Shit hole

… and yes,
this is the bottom of the 4h20 intermission
in Central Europe Time

Alabama is out of the shit houseAlaska, via Sarah Palin, is in it nowBy the güey, desde Argentina hasta Alaska sólo existe una AMÉRICA en EL MUNDO… con una Chingada, Le MONDE.

Donald J. Trump
The 45th president of the United States of America
is Not—we repat—
IS NOT INVITED
because he is searching for
THE WRONG EYED JESUS…
or someone like that.

… now, before we [the staff] switch it over to the first Jazz session [not to be confused with the sycophantic lower–life form known as Jeff Sessions*] of the month of September 2018, let it be known that no matter what president Vicente Fox Quezada’s secretary of Foreign Relations, [un tal](ano mediocre), named Jorge Castañeda Gutman, México por su historial es parte de latinoamérica, y por su geografía un miembro de América, continente que lleva el acento bien marcado… por ejemplo—hijos de Uncle SAM— John McCain es americano, no por ser Gringo, hijos de Plymouth Rock, no.

*… if  the Attorney General of the U.S. had any spine, he would quit his post before the election.

John “the Maverick” McCain WAS an American by virtue of being born in PANAMA—no confundir con Paname, porque eso es otra cosa… ISSY—no, pues pregúntenselo a Pedro Navajas**.

**  Rubén Blades.

TimeStamp: 18:40 à Saint–Ouen 93400


McCain’s Tribute vía: “LOS” Mundos de Le Monde…

  1. https://www.lemonde.fr/ameriques/article/2018/09/01/funerailles-nationales-pour-john-mccain-en-presence-d-obama-et-de-bush-mais-sans-trump_5349006_3222.html