… and in Washington, The Pentagon WWF’d the IRAN-TACO match

American Pie… and starring as Stifler’s mom, Katty Kay.

In Memory of Chi Chi the panda®️

 

for context, just like in JIMMY CARTER’s days (1979) when Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri, also known as The Iron Sheik, ridiculed Hulk Hogan on the mat of a make-belive universe of entertainment, so did Panda The Bear when it took Vincent James McMahon to court for encroaching on the wild-life brand… fo’Reals nigga. https ://creativecommons .org /licenses /by /2.0 /deed.en

The Circus

The Circus

 

¡ LOU-SHAH-Raaaaaan, dedos a tres caidas sin limite de pactos !!! Donald John Trump contra IRAN

Eye-zhEY, i say : fo’Reels, don’t belive the hype is a sequel, and EWE know that it would be Un°TROU, and you know that I Would Be A Liar if i say to you that we couldn’t get much higher.

No Sharpies™️ please mister president

And in Paris, France… Louis Pasteur just nominated President Emmanuel Macron for the Nobel Peace Prize for delivering PEAS to Iran.

Congratulations to France’s executive 🇫🇷 for not allowing his United Statian 🇺🇸 counterpart to get the middle-shot 📸 for the signing of The Pentagon’s capitulation memorándum, but most importantly for using a normal pen 🖊️ to sign his John Hancock at Versailles ⚜️.

Money, Power, Politics, and Inés-es biscocho de La Cuétara.

 

Let The Music Play… for the record ⏺️ it was mister Emmanuel Macron who (would) end Trump’s war, but even Brigitte could do nothing about the underage debacle at Epstein’s island, the right approach would obviously be one where the WACs in The Philippines service soldier’s fallen obelisks.

Mommy’s alright, Daddy’s alright

They just seem a little weird

Surrender, surrender

But don’t give yourself away, hey, hey

Papa’s got a brand new coq

 

Cheap ⚽ Trick

Deer Susana Poveda — stop being a cunt

Hoy no hubo Jazz (KIZS)

https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club-jazzafip /carte-blanche-a-gildaa

Barba-ran — In Washington, President Donald “bone 🪖spurs” Trump cannot believe it’s butter 🧈 but Senator McCain from ARIZONA reassures that DRAFT-dodging-YELLOW BELLY that in War, when someone actually serves and does not hide (or shit his pants like Nugent did) there is a running risk that the service person might die or, s/he-them be turned into a POW/MIA.

 

i is too drunk to fuck, but level enough to
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[ This Space for Rent… paid for Évry dancE ]

En fin Gilda, shut your pie hole, Évry body knows that Doctor Poisson is just a “gigolos” and Breakfast in America is just a complement for that there Super Tramp 💋 —kiss.

Later on the Bone Spurs Show : nosotros los Warthogs y ustedes los Thunderbolts, followed by Two BLACKHAWKS DOWN in Iran.

 

What Ewe gots for Mí?

C’mon., now don’t Ewe quit on Mí 

Politicians need to keep their distance, sin celery, The Space 🚀 Cowboy 🪶… and Jackie Alemany, Öüï, we, güi—D.A.T. dare is an Old Ironside, Leclerc de Hauteclocque would understand ; Donald Trump’s dad, that piece of shit never, never-EVER, ever.

Brasil, is it?

That’s kiss with a smack.

Fête de La Musique 2025 : Appetite for 🇵🇸 Disk Tú 🇮🇱 Destruction

But FO’ist… The Police put a Man in a Suitcase and Gojira didn’t care 💅🏼in any case, the nation of Netanyahu is the real “settler”, Israel is the fucking monster here, in  this blog 🛝Helter Skelter.

You learn to live like an animal, and you never want to come down.

Ah, ça IRA

In New Jersey Knews… Israeli-american 🪖TERRORIST gets a free pass. Shalom motherfuckers, Now Give Peace A Chance.

Paradise City

🎶 I’m your charity case,

that can’t be beat 🎵 so give Mí …

Something to eat.

In other news,  it’s “Oh.my.god.Rebeca.look.at.the.size.of.that Day!. it’s the longest of beMol.

… but seriously, who gave Mika Brzezinski that wardrobe? Deer Lorde! Pablo Torre looks chipper in mocha-molly-grads

MIKA JUMPS THE SHARK 🦈 HYSTERIA

Trust Mí… Youse gonna like the way Mika is going to jump over Henry Winkler, and if youse French don’t mind what Eye says enjoy your 🏌🏼‍♀️Happy Theys 👖