Hoy no hubo Jazz… Licha needs an intervention.

No insistan… porque en México (chicuela SePulveda) es hora de ver Uña y mugre con Rosario. (Wanna dance, little mousette?).

The good thing about this blog

The good thing about this blog.:.185ED11D-BB6C-4AF1-A909-E4D89B384E7F •|• that the Breakfast Club doesn’t read it.

Let’s replay that structured Camilo Cienfuegos double Play:

Bill Maher mixed the “who’s the byline on that reportage” comedy routine, and Agent Angle went: Not Him!

At the plate, Agent Angle popped an easy foul, which Manu Chao caught, then slapped Angle’s ass for the first out then he unloaded on Madge, who shrugged her shoulders and then said: What? As she tagged Derek Waters for the double play.

Now because this BlogCast is SIMULTANEOUSLY blogcasted on AFN TV, Local regulations require a literal translation of the play:

— Bridge (Agent Angle) = Puente (out n° 1)

— Bridge (Derek waters) = Pont (N/A… out Nº 2)

p is for bridge

p is for bridge. spit it out Mr. Noah. Spit that piece of pepPeronni OUT.

In Washington, Elise Jordan, is in disarray. Elise just found out that El Obispo emérito de Salma Hayek, monsegnor Onésimo (también) C’em#peda might have even baptized, confirmed and perform “La Primera Comunión” con por lo menos algunos de los potrillos de “don Chente”, allá en Tepatitlán de las Noas, which reminds us [the staff] about That “thing” with Mr. Noah, —over at the Comedy Centrals.

This frame is missing a Letter p

This frame is missing a Letter p.:. and Mr. Noah goes: nah man, Eye just told me to munch it out of the screengrab.

So, listen here Mr. Noah. FLOUR is, you damn Rhodie you, the base of the Afrofusion pizza, you ignoramus, water is, of course, the element for what Ol’Dirty Bastard might have reefer’d to, —as the “ThoughDoug. and the rest is just Salami to go with that €927 chorizo that you are already munching on.

Moving on, “Las noticias con Adela, pasa la micha”

Breaking the Lima(s) y las Lamas, and of course The News:

F–1 madafuker

F–1 madafahker… spicy hot

At Comedy Central, … this is hard to put into words, Mme. Rhule, but God damn IT!!! It is now evident that Mr. Noah (noa) has been holding out on VIACOM, because they not only have potrillos, but them GodDamn Rhodies are battle-dressing’Em# in full-BOLLYwood garb. OH, the Humanity.

Exhibit_W... for words

Exhibit_W… for words

This segment is brought to EWE by the letter “T”, which of course STANDS for? Anyone? Letter tea STANDS for?… and Armando Àlvarez responds:

— ¡mate and coca leafs, for Marvin Gaye!

— ISSY no me lo creen, Ask Jorge RayMos del Canal 34 de Fernando Valenzuela.

Contex sin Contexto

Contex sin Contexto, y al regresar: aún hay más con Raul Velasco.

[Dijo el muy perucho del Rey Juan Carlos de España, un tal Vargas Llosa, o algo así].

— La tal Adela no le dice no a ningún taco, es su manjar favorito, por eso no engorda la condenada.

[Agrega el autor de “Chingue a su madre don Octavio Paz”].

Agua y Candela

Agua y Candela??? no güey, Salsa para los tacos de Adela.
Coming up on The Midnight conversations with TREVOR NOAH, Mike HuckaWASP recounts the tale of the “CRAZY JEW” that walked into a TEMPLE only to CAUSE CHAOS. After the bâtonnes on the “PERP’s” noggin, the “MENTALLY DERRANGED” troublemaker was never the same, especially with his Audio receptors buds, which were always cutting-off because of all of them God damned Tim Apple “upDATES

Source para las fuentes de las muy~muy Fuentes de los Tacos de Adela Micha, por supuesto, ARRIVAN por medio del mejor medio MEXICANO en México y, por supuesto en San José de las Panochas también: /r/México.

Salsa para tus doritos y doritas

Salsa para tus doritos y doritas (period)

Por su parte, del Menu de Rosario Robles no se puede saber nada porque con la CUOTA que ELLA pagó para que ELLA no fuese arrestada mientras declaraba porqué CHINGADOS un kilo de MERGUEZ de TOLUCA cuesta 20 mil PESOS mexicanos* el KILO (1 Euro = 21.81 pesillos ; DONC, Mr. NOAH, unlike the President Barrack OBAMA, you sir are going to have to drink my TEQUILA from a JARRITO, and eat MY CHORIZO at the price of € 916.83 per KILO*, motherfucker!!!).

Deer, Mr. Noah,
nice GREEN TIE on your
miércoles show; for the record, puto,
i am a nigromante, so you are on.
Midnight it is.
And tell Vice-president Biden to bring
his astrology substitute,
la Géomancia
perdón, perdón:
la geomancia (punto)

Source de las fuentes visionarias:
Jean-Patrice Boudet, “Entre la ciencia y la nigromancia”
Chapitre II — Divination et arts divinatoires aux [les] XIIéme et XIIéme [arrondissements]… paginas 108 – 112.

La Estafa Maestra: convenio firmado por Robles refuerza denuncia en su contra por presuntos desvíos