Feel Puzzled? Well, Do Ewe, —punk?

Ahora una de, ¡franChutes!

 

Note to the French Ambassador to The Mexican United States in Xochimilco… please relay to Mr. Jean-Christophe Berjon that in Paris, France (of course) the Sky is broken (Crying 🎸)  and weather calls for a “paraguas” not a fagetty “sombrilla”.

By-that-güey, Mr. Berjon, based on El Excelentísimo Embajador Tweet for the Summer Solstice:

 

En este primer día de verano, les comparto un hermoso lienzo : “Mujer con una sombrilla” (1866) por Claude Monet. El gran pintor impresionista supo perfectamente resaltar la luz radiante de este temporada del año 🎨

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How do you like my « 🐋 baleines ☔», it’s basically the backbone of Évry motherfucking “sombrilla” and UmbRellas, aussi. Not that your faggety, Mexican Connection en ANNECY last week, or tonight at The UGC Odéon would know anything about, sycophant bastards that they are, They all serve César and his little Oscar rip-off ceremony.

Meanwhile at Olympiades M-14 en Babylon: por nada, Miguel 🇵🇪, por nada.

So you wanna be a fip “photo instagramalist”, eh?, Well say hello to my little friend, Ringo (not that one).

 

Ask Marie-Antoniette, I was with Saint-Michel at the Concergerie when Saint-Jacques went boom 💥, but I did bump into a  reptiliana, on la rue Serpente, she’s easy to spot because she makes a Brazilian rainforest look like a Canopée and Ewe certainly cannot imagine her ever shaving that muff into the strip of a RATP metro ticket, which coincidentally are in peligro d’extinction. Just like the Brazilian rainforest, Mr. President (not you chug-a-lug… this one¹)

1~. 🇧🇷, Who will be speaking next to that jumping pony Show set-up at Champ’s de Mars.

I Shot Susana Pubeda, but Eye did Knot shoot Da’ de Putin.

Over at Lagrange… Öüï catches up with an ol’amphibian on La Seine.

Henri-Laine Wilson part tú — Duro A La Baila (1992) Mercury Records 🇲🇽

¡Gloria dioS a’llahs Alturas!!!

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Fuck the “mezzo-Soprano” and her “Au Pied de Cochon” mafia at LA Maison de l’Amérique latine, IT!, motherfuckers, AIN’T OVER UNTIL PHAT BASTERD’ SINGS!

BREAKING:

Casi esquina con San José de Las Panochas y Guanaceví… no such thing as a town named COYAME.

Hilo, Hawaii_ 22 de febrero… Cosmic Impacts, S19-EP 6, COSMIC IMPACTS (en San José de Las Panochas).

🪶 1746: en la provincia de SonoraSinaloa, los apaches saquean la hacienda de Tehuachi, perteneciente al gobernador 🇪🇸 Agustín de Vildósola.

URBANUS Primero, en Musique matinée was defrocked by GRABIELA³ Olivera de Guaymas.

1822: Se instala en Arizpe, Sonora, la Diputación Provincial de Sonora y Sinaloa.

The Earth is round”, says the Tortilla de Israel.

³~. GRAbiela es el nombre que más odio en una dama.


Florence Cassez smells like 💩 & 💐

All hail la Sacré Vache: O’va Lie-Oval Aï 🐂

Saint-Jean-de-Luz (Pyrénnés-Atlantiques)_ 🔪 “A Spanish lesson was in the course, L’impératrice suggests on Radio Musique de La Franche, to… and Eye quotes, “cherchez la femme », Pap N-di-Aye is at the scene, Pap N-di-Aye commands to … and Eye quotes, “round up the usual suspects ».

One thing is for certain, ³GRABIELA Olivera de Guaymas, “la barca d’Oro” se torna en una Cruz de Olvido cuando no se factura… but alas² one has to be como el “ganado” Cara Blanca de Limousine in Order to make that facture… unless you work “in the BLACK”, because if you work in the BLACK, then the comité olímpico can expedite your little pink faggety card-de-sejour. That, and one also gets un pantalón de 30 pesos.

I hear you paint Houses?

Oh hey, Hallie Jackson! Eye do Windows also… abortions? Wait one…

Manita de Cat Stevens:
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la…

Oddball:
— Yo! Lt.! Is the Company in the Coat Hanger business?

Milo Minderbender:
As of Friday June 24, 2022 at 10 am in Eastern Standard Times, Irish.
The Company hooked up with a BUM in Beverly Hills who is playing Rasputin with the King of the clothes hanging industry. Best wire in the business, the wire-bending process throws in the sterilization for free.

¡Ay, Barbara Villancico d’Esbelto… You ain’t seen nuttin’ yet!

L’aristocratie du Quartier… en el bar, l’Échan de menos.

Resistiendo La Honte de hueso tricolore

After the break, Denisa Kerschova can only Count to Four 🎉

1 de febrero, 2019 – Heil, Donald The First!

“Gloria a Dios en las alturas

And in Washington

And in Washington .:. 3ACB9D87-76DC-4ED3-8FF5-040106206E4F —_•!•_— Jeff Bezos bought the impeachment trial. Pre-Order the damning truth in the Voice of Brian Williams… ARI MELVER deliberates. Read all about it on The Washington Post!!!

… recogieron las basuras de mi calle
ayer a oscuras”

Efemérides*
Brought to you by
BLACK MEDIA

Manu FO' Fingers

Manu FO’ Fingers, that Rahm Israel Emmanuel’s got some Splaynin’ to DO .:. 5412DD4E-90FC-4A9D-9826-00BE277CC741

* … in Hilo, Hawaii, it is 10 p.m. of the night before, with Brian Williams at the controls; and in his voice you would be excused if you think that the media in  Black at the Herald–Tribune, there, has an RGB value of: #000000

Jazz went on vacation; enjoy the silence.

Fuck you Tim Apple

Fuck you Tim Apple .:. 9F49602F-1174-4A06-ABFA-F2350E5AE9DA ⏱ Got the time?

Meanwhile in Paris, at the STRIKE of the 11th Hour on the p.m. half, the Clock just went ahead and skipped a beat; it happens quite often, losing time on a hand-held device.

"Yippee Kay Ay, motherfucker."

AnyWAY“, Pepper dearest (Woody Harrelson) did you know that on January 31, 2020 the French went ahead an invented The Cowboy, güey?

Roy Rogers picture courtesy of

Roy Rogers screen-grab is courtesy of .:. D840E037-EA6D-4358-A4E8-B641B76B36E7 🕰📷⌛️📸 The Unesco fund for French discoveries, and The Lucky Luke Memorial at Saintes Maries de la Mer (30240).

Attention, FRENCH people, for the RECORD, and for the PURPOSES of providing CONTRAST to the MONSIEUR Yannick at Le Redaction de La Préfecture de Police (75013), please be advised that the RGB Value for Woody Harrelson is # ffffff.