Mean while… in British Summer Time, Pyongyang waves at STUPID AMERICANS

Dear, USA Today cutline writer… this is what a snapshot of a person waving his hand looks like, please be advised that all the fucking fingers are visible from a palm (of the hand) perspective.

The Wave. Please be advised that this is not, we [the staff] repeat that this is not a snapshot of a ‘Thumbs up’, nor the hand gesture of a ‘One–finger salute’, and dear USA Today cutline writer, this image does not show a dictator waving a ‘Peace sign’… coming up, Cousin Joe will show Ewe’all what a ‘One–finger salute’ looks like, and still to come, Lieutenant Kasey Hunt will be narrating the 16 hundred hours fútbol match—yeah, buddy!!! Ewe’r God–damned right that Lt. Hunt is a Trooper… she’s the Red Trooper, a Socialist at Heart, and she Knows IT, Cousin Joe.

When we return, Cousin Joe will metaphorically show you, dear, USA Today cutline writer, what a One–finger salute looks like, ok?

Spectacles. Rue de Seine, 75006.

TimeStamp: Tiny Dancer in Central Siren Time à Montreal… or some Canadian Jazz festival like that.

The Sidewinder ‘One–finger Salute’…

TimeStamp: One hour for game time… and the Sirens have already chosen their pick… it has a lot of percussion in it’s rhythm… Goooooo, Chucky!

The Big Test… en Tijuana son las 21 horas PST

Meanwhile in the USA Today:

Pelotero a la Boladear, USA Today cutline writer, with all due respect the President–elect in the frame of Pedro Mera is not “WAVING” anything as you clearly seem to suggest. No Sir or, Madam, the President-elect on the Getty image snapshot is giving a THUMBS UP or, dear Cutline writer you could even interpret the sign for the European markets, as him (López Obrador) showing Ewe’all who is Number One. Cut–and–Paste with the resources of the USA Today, dear cutline writer at that Gannett Company post, is no way of delivering the news of the day ahead of schedule.

López Obrador’s victory is 12 years in the making, reposado would be the term in the world of distilled spirits and with the blessing of Televisa (this time around) and Carlos Slim even the USA Today can’t wait to pop open the genie in the bottle and publish the news of the day 11 hours (or so) ahead of the UTC in any form of Standard Time… Salud—for that! 

Efemérides adelantadas… actual TimeStamp is 06h30 in CET… en Tijuana son las 21h30 PST.

Next stop: SAMT; UTC/GMT ZULU Time +4

Next Stop SAMARA River casi esquina con el Volga, vía el Amazonas cortando por el Usumacinta en Tenosique, Tabasco… howling monkees follow.