Yo soy el axolote…
Musical guest: Arnaud française and The Epstein Kids, featuring The Triplets.
Epstein in Paris… it’s a lot like LAS POQUIANCHIS in México, but with The Préfecture de Paris blind eye like in La Lucha Libre : CATCH!
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Plazas of carnage… that’s what my testimony was to the Trocadéro « committee» but all that they wanted to hear was, “estamos hasta la madre” by Sicilia y Los Ciudadanos por “La Paz”. That is how i learned that i was not how i thought that ‘they’ saw me, and if your name is Arquitecto Leo Orellana, that was Talía Olvera’s point, why with her being the ring leader of the Chapulines del P.R.I. en esa plaza llamada Trocadéro.
Australia is the enemy
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In recent days, going on two weeks now, i wondered if I am the only one who misses the Jeffrey Epstein’s coverage and all of those circumstantial situations about nothing on the Curb Your Value segment of the Morjo Show.
Verbatim : Exodus on 3111: “We decided to go hard with the leadoff single 3111. The song is about the narco killings in Juarez, and 3111 is the estimated number of murders for 2010 alone.”
The official video is too brutal for YouTube and is being denied. It will be released in its entirety at a later time and place.
https ://eddietrunk .com /exodus-announces-new-album-goliath-shares-first-single
⬛⬛⬛ so there you have it Volks, key word (four numbers) there in mister Trunk’s review of Exodus’s first track on their new album is 2010, which takes this most non-consequential blog back to la plaza del Trocadéro y los Amigos de Javier Sicilia en París. Issy-Jorge-Harmodio, PABLO GLEASON kind of looked (at that time in 2010) like Kirk Hammett, it’s not a compliment it’s just a fact.
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/03/10 /falsa-seguridad
Cárcel Cacahuatera… it’s like a Banana Republic but with incompetent prison guards as opposed to corrupt bureaucrats at New York’s finest, the MCC.
Now, i don’t know but I’ve been told, that when little ol’Eye let his hair down Öüï looks like Cronos of VENOM fame, but that’s just people talking.
In Hilo, Hawaii, it’s still the 18th day of the second month in the Gregorian Calendar, and in Paris, France, Olusegun 🇳🇬 Obasanjo just ordered his 1000 armed ZOMBIES to take down The Black Hole of Lagos… that’s in Nigeria if all you know is FOX News and the Turning 👔 Point crowd of the make america 🧟 grim 🐷 again crowd.
Ransome fella : ‘Paul McCartney? I don’t know who you are’: When Fela Kuti accused the Beatle of cultural appropriation.
“🪘Zombie no go walk unless you tell am to walk “.
Rare 🥩 Well Done 👍🏿
Any 🦉 hoot, in OBE news 📰, Lennon returns his medal and Andrew’s been taken to jail. Sources close to Fela relay that it’s the least that Lennon could do considering Paul’s outlandish claim, that The Beatles were the biggest band in the world and that “Nigeria-Biafra thing”.
Vote Así 👮
Élections be damned… the Supreme Court apparently froze along with all those iguanas in Florida.
And, Anand Giriharadas… these fuckers are not human, here’s a snapshot of a U.S. Ambassador.
Polite Society
“Prince Andrew is small fry compared to what we have uncovered”, IN-and-Out Ciudad Juárez, which is why former U.S. Ambassador Earl Anthony Wayne [is the elephant in Anand Giriharadas segment] about having sex with an 11-year old girl at an “American” safe house (possibly where at least one “carne asada” was hosted) but Öüï can’t vouch for that on account that Öüï were already on our way out of LAX on my way to the CDG.
https ://www .instagram .com /p /wayne-s-words /?img_index=4
Hints and allegations, floated by the Juàrez Whiskey Co.
Any 🦉 hoot, Juarenses of a certain age, “FRONTCHIS”, for El Pasons, will tell you that one of the proudest moments in Ciudad Juárez historicity was the one where Frank Sinatra went to “el ayuntamiento” of those theys to get a divorce, the visit practically put the city on the map after Al Capone snubbed it’s its whiskey back when the Secretary of Health and Human Services grand-daddy, an Irish immigrant, was smuggling illegal substances to the biggest drug addict in all of recorded human history, The United States of America. Anyhow, if you ever visit and want to spark a conversation with a Juarense ask about Marilyn Monroe, start with this appetizer:
Cradle Robber and The Man. Only on the deep web, just like Ambassador’s Wayne ‘s World.
“I would love to have a plate of tacos and enchiladas.”
https ://orgivemedeath .substack .com /p /divorce-juarez-style
– Marilyn Monroe, January 20, 1961
Nevermind the cosine, it’s a cousin of the radius and Öüï’s not from Alabama.
Tu viens, Marjolaine ?
https ://www .radiofrance .fr /club – jazz a fip /le-subtile-duo-miral-embrasse-le-monde
Damas en caballeros, hoy no hubo jazz, fip has been taken over by a Syrian faction on the French touch and it’s sounding a lot like Kashmir with what appears finger-picking-strings attached.
And Zeppelin goes here.
🎶 Squeeze my lemons
’till the Tangent touches my balls
In local news, the rupture has begun, the soft parade is coming to an end, the post WWII so-called “American century” is begining to collapse, what comes next is a dystopian series on any given streaming service.
Masiosare rising : insert “niños héroes” here.
Masiosare, for the un-initiated, is the boogyman-element in the 🇲🇽 Mexican National Anthem, the motherfucker (Masiosare) usually manifests in human form as the 🇺🇲 U.S. or 🇫🇷 French Ambassador, but the son-of-a-bitch has also showed up with a stiff-upper-lipped 🇬🇧 Rosbif mug or, in Telegram form as a motherfucking 🇩🇪 Kraut.
On the menu, “Chorizo verde de Toluca”, Hércules favorite when traveling in El Estado de México.
All those years Ago… heck, i do seem to reckon that Rachel Maddow tried it and liked it when she went to Toluca to collect the nuclear gadgets that Obama didn’t want to fall into the wrong Cabrones en El Zacazonapan.
https ://milenio .digital .com /chorizo-de-toluca-que-obama-no-pudo-probar-tal-vez-lo-pruebe-trump
³~. Survey says, “a fucking scumbag” and a pedophile .
In local news, the day will turn into night.
EPSTEIN LIVES
Country music was playing on the radio to NOFX.
French Toothpaste – Brush not included.
… up next, Mozart’s Requiem with Led Zeppelin’s “No Quarter” timing, followed by Frédéric F. Chopin’s 🦷 “Eye is an anti-denti and Öüï is an anti-Christ.”
But first, fuck Tom Brokaw and his faggety American 🏈 Holdball game which, unlike Rugby 🏉 has a hard time touching-down on faggety fag literature without being dicks about it, Browkaw can go fuck himself on Monday Night Football. Goooooo,🧎🏿♂️ 40-niners!
Imperialist mafia Inc. S.A. de Capital Lavable.
Faggety Fag Literature : because Everyone is gay.
In my humble observation, the Venezuelan oil is nothing more than “vino tinto” for Ivanka’s husband to auction-off to the highest cronies. I mean did they¹ or did they not¹ release the bulk of the REDACTED pages in the Epstein Transparency Law?
Well, mister Schumer, did they¹?
¹~. https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Epstein_Files_Transparency_Act
Bunch of Farm Animals.
Allow Mí, misiter Schumer to answer that for all the JEWS in your district, the anwer is no. Now go draft a resolution to get all “indignant” about it, like French people do. Eye tells you what Chucky-boy, “public sentiment” is a populist pipedream because the AMERICAN PUBLIC is stupid, period, full stop!
One for “the gipper”.
Meanwhile in Nantucket, well in Nantucket mister Scarborough finally gave his fleet of yachts a break after spending the past two weeks sojourning between iles in the better part of the Caribbean while listening to Fagan rock and that runaway Doobie who switched the herb for champagne… i “Keep Forgettin’” his name, but it rhymes with Miguel.
We Love Steph
Abstract:
💅🏼… Woo hoo, woo hoo—hoo
The world finds out that Donald John Trump is a child molesting monster and to distract the attention of Disney+ subscribers from reading The Guardian or noticing that there is a country named Nigeria, the president of The United States of America bombs Africa, in Jesus name.
It doesn’t matter, look here don’t look over there. It goes to show that the world is a fucking hipocrite, or quite possibly a fucking vampire. Seriously, what would happen if the world would take Trump on his word and flip the “tariff racket” on the United States of America by boycotting every single aspect of “America’s” soft power?
It’s Nail Polish and News or, how I learned to love The Weekend without Alemany
https ://www .franceinfo .fr /economie /transports /le-mexique-achete-47-trains-alstom-a-la-france-pour-920-millions-d-euros
🎶 If my feet could fit a railroad track, I guess I would have been a TGV.
Any hoot, Ferrocarriles de México just dropped a bunch of Mexican pesos to buy diesel-powered trains for López Obrador’s pet project. Nothing bad here, just the diesel and the jungle that was cleared for Mussolini’s trademark move, —the fucking trains and time.
To reciprocate the economic stimulus to Saint-Denis, Saint-Ouen and, Saint Chappelle, the French are sending Bob Sinclair to Acapulco, where mister Sinc-liar will bring the bread to Claudia’s circus.
Nobody’s Girl(s).
Just the facts, ma’am
To be continued.