Ketch up Red Team.
In Memoriam 🇨🇱 Salvador Allende
Donald goes to a baseball game… and Every Yankees fan remembers how he mocked the Twin Towers by making the Saudi Arabia attack about his fucking desire for a Nobel Peace Prize.
What’s good for a British ambassador is good for a sitting U.S. President of America… enjoy the rosbifs, the fish and chips, but most importantly Donald, them bad teeth.
Happy Birthday to Ewe.
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Fuck the police, especially the ones with an accent.
Corridos y tumbados. It’s another edition of National Sports Day in France. School is back in full-swing and la French-rentrée presents political mouvements the perfect opportunity to proselytize and break shit at the same time. Whatever you do don’t call it a riot, it’s a protest.
When little ol’Eye did it Joe Scarborough called the cops on me. Now he’s producing a documentary… and some Tandoori-eating eccentric is now learning how to play tennis 🎾 in Spanish.
And, Donnie Deutsch, this is your moment motherfucker. Ewe’r next, nigga 🇮🇱.
Fix your gutter, landscaping neighbor.
The Paper, a Puerto Rican Reggaetón en tiempos de Trump en Ohio.
Mamacitas
When in doubt, punch Jonathan Lemire at/near a McDo in El Toledo 🚽. POW motherfucker 💥 📰.
Évry thing is bigger in Paris.
Brian is down by the schoolyard in Corona… simón que sí. Sources close to Peter Baker relay that Mr. Williams turned his lonely eyes to Jeffrey Epstein but the sonovabich was shipped in the holding tank.
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Tú, all the girls Eye loved, and now we switch it over to a west Texas Town In El Paso where the Republicans in Texas are re-disticting Chicos Tacos for the benefit of Mr. WhattaBurger. Musical Guest, the backstreet boys.
It’s very simple stupid: kill the rich 🤑 and douse Benjamin Netanyahu if he should find himself as a target 🎯 of opportunity… Ewe know my name, pick up the number.