Ewe Must Believe in Spring Training
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Top of the first, and Lennon just sent Leonie to The Plate, Sitting Bull is en el ruedo 🏟️ a Governess Kristy Noem from the Southside of the Dakota is at the mound… but Homie Mother of Snoop Dogg a Hawaiian Heckler PISTOLERO just streaked clear through the Diamond and shot the third base Empire.
Oh, the humanity!!! These are the best seats in the house of the broken loo.
My name is Armando Segovia and Epigmenio González approves this segment.
It’s Story Time, Pablo 🇵🇭 Torre…
but first! A Filipino walks into the U.S. Consulate in Paris.
Hilarity ensues when the outsourced security detail send the Asian-pacifico to the HR Department to submit his employment application.
And, Alicia Menendez, if you did your homework then you should know that Eye has no pity for a foo’ who goes by the name of “GRAbiel”… i have a pair and ♣️ 428 grams, watt’CHA-got, Licha, whatcha got?
Ewe just stood there screening.
… and, Niño Luc, you son-ov-a-birch, da’Fuck do Ewe know about My Friend, of Missouri? I for one hand 👌🏿 can relay to Marjolaine Kalten Portier-Bach that the son-ov-a-Gun started out as a bad, bad, baaaahhhd Cardinal ♦️.