Tag Archives: Beto O’Rourke

Bitch, take the quickest train to Harlem

En fin, Django… Jan Vill[€]net is a babe, but la médiatrice retired from the Actual 75 zip code transmission and moved to El Paso, Texas, where she runs a HAM Radio outfit right under Congressperson Robert “beto” O’Rourke cul-de-sac, coincidentally just a few blocks from where Pancho Villa took a piss at Sunset Heights next to I.C.E. University on Bob Hoskins Rd.

Appellation d’Origine PALESTINA.

 

Do I really have to? Oh-key Doh-key… but please remind the YOUTHS that Leonardo DiCaprio will not be televised.

Le’mme fix this, en avance te quiero.

🚂

T.R.O.N. was an American Girl.

Take The Ey Train.

Syncope

People of The Who, who know… know that They Call Mí, The Breeze³

³~Trash Pandas in Escondido, especially that Arrogant Basterd’ know that Paul McCartney is the illigimate bastard son of Aleister Crowley and Margie Cameron.

Sun King… tonight at 🎱!!!
Quando para mucho mi amores de felices corazÓn
Mundo paparazzi mi amore chika Fredy parasol
Questo obrigado tanta mucho que canite carousel 🎠

Dazed and Confused… first Joe Scarborough praised Macron, but now he’s all FRUMBED up about it and manSplaing his trip to Mar-a-Lago.

En primera edición, Lorène de Sus Abeilles sang Na-na, na-na con McCartney en la defensa, sources close to Marjolena relay that in Tepito, MX., Susana Poveda was caught eating tacos de Kagogi Koreano at a dive where Los Diablos Rojos ⚾ danced el Son Satánico.

Any hoot, Penelope Binoche, it’s TROU 🕳️ it’s all true: Évry body wants to be a Clochard just like Homer used to sing.

King of kings… Simba. Grrrr 🦁, no wait! GraOWL 🦉

 

guess that’s why THEY say that “when you wish upon a Star makes no difference Who Ewe are,” for your Sins you’ll get one.

… and one final thing, Carlos Salinas de Gortari, Paul McCartney and of course Beto O’Rourke walk into Rosa’s Cantina Bar and Grill, hilarity ensues when Joe Scarborough does Henry The Horse.

SILENZIO…

Hit The Bell 🛎️

Dear, Beto O’Rourke… Ay-tú! Reserve{s} the Right for a Pardon.

You, Sir, of all Chucos Postizos knows that … hold for ✊🏼, vato.

Frenchie: A hamburger with a donut for a bun? There really is no God here… (What’s next, ketchup on a sucker?)

— And, Willie Geist… Beto is what Emmanuel is to Congressman Scarborough, so be it. Ted is Le Pen… by the way is that French Blue you’re wearing? It’s fashion week in PARIS, so your shoes better be in tone.

Ohhh, Donna… please relay to Beto that if he is going to go with sneakers to not make the mistake of that Ross guy on the msnbc’s, you have to wear SOXs with BASKETS, otherwhise your feet are going to get TOE jams and they will smell like cheese.

Mayra, in case the good people in PARIS missed the flip.
https ://www .texastribune .org /2022/06/14 /texas-special-election-tx-34-mayra-flores-dan-sanchez/
that’s only TEN (guey) Theys away, ese…
José Díaz Balart, would say 21³ more than THE UVALDE “incident”.

³~. Enter AS promised

{Yesterday}

Jack Jordan²: I just ran over a man and two little girls… so that would total 63 g or .74 oz.

²~. According to El Chapo’s capturer and his then main-Squeeze
Kate del Castillo, “we all lose 21¹ grams… at the exact moment of our death”.

{knot}

¹~. 19 children + 2 adults = 21 (man)

{not}

¹~. Salvador the gunman (one little girl)

{and}

¹~.The broken-hearted UNDERPAID teacher’s husband who perished Theys later (one little girl)

… And Donna Perino, Cheech is ready for you, Chong is out of the room, and have i got some CHEESE for you—You bring the “Jesus Juice”.

…

VIVA Willie NELSON!!!

… fuck Beto, but Viva Willie.

Hey there Texas, we [the staff] hoped that Sema Hernandez would carry the Guideon on the race against Ted Cruz, Mr. O’Rourke’s vibe and the mainstream (me ESTAS LEYENDO Bill Maher?)  would not let that happen, socialist candidates it seems, are only hip in New York.

Anygüey, we [the staff] LOVE Willie Nelson and have our reservations with Mr. O’Rourke, but if Ted Cruz wins, we [the staff] are personally taking The Mother Fucking Alamo back, —Ewe hear?

D–Day and The Ambassador Hotel

Battle Stations — Battle Stations: Surf’s Up!!!

The Back Story from the Front…

Wipe’em Up! And Fire–Fire—Heat!!!

… History from the 321 Armor Division follows; it’s a forgotten Fact… and to Celebrate, it’s Poetry à Saint Sulpice, starring Lightning “MCQEEN”… she just escaped from a Disney®️ comic strip ”work” camp, and she’s about to start taking names… don’t miss The Backstory, starring Kasie Hunt, as Lightning “MCQEEN”.

Bobby no es ningún Beto, Bill.

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The good thing about this most inconsequential Blog, is that in FRANCE there is no NATIONAL Public Radio… puro radio Intrenacional, eh! And for that, You can Thank The Voice of America.

Issy… Right Now it’s 14:10 y la cabina que controla los navíos de Paris, and most definitely The Siren’s Den, no me pueden dejar mentir, Le Arizona (just in case Ewe’all forgot the Backstory) acaba de cruzar “La Cité” and the ex–Beatle turned “Black Horse” recien se acordó of “All those Years Ago”.

Fun Fact… el potrillo de este Zaino, por conducto de su “chingada” Madre, es mexicano… PENELOPE CONTEXT Follows… wait for it, wait.

The Longest Day… in Hell —follows. Le Québec est invité d’honneur.