… fuck Beto, but Viva Willie.

Hey there Texas, we [the staff] hoped that Sema Hernandez would carry the Guideon on the race against Ted Cruz, Mr. O’Rourke’s vibe and the mainstream (me ESTAS LEYENDO Bill Maher?)  would not let that happen, socialist candidates it seems, are only hip in New York.

Anygüey, we [the staff] LOVE Willie Nelson and have our reservations with Mr. O’Rourke, but if Ted Cruz wins, we [the staff] are personally taking The Mother Fucking Alamo back, —Ewe hear?

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