Tag Archives: Ancient Astronaut Theory

Stanley Kubrick’s “Cinco de Mayo” Space Odyssey in San Lázaro

It’s the 11th Hour at The BBC.

Ah yes… the Navy guy. Australia is the Enemy!!!

 

— 1847: la Ciudad de México es invadida por tropas estadounidenses (batalla de Chapultepec). Se destaca la actuación de los Niños Héroes.

Over at the IMER Noticias en tiempo diferido, la doctora Estefanía Cruz sobre simplifica la situación del hijo de Joe Biden, and with the “recelo” of JOHN MILL  ACKERMAN and a French waiter’s attitude, the academic assures’ the IMER Noticias audience that “when the evidence finally is presented” the Republicanos will show that, “Hunter Biden is a ‘nini‘ que no hace bien las cosas“.

https ://www2 .politicas .unam .mx /cri /?page_ id=2003

The good doctor, however, could not answer how the Hunter Biden Affaire affected Mexico. After the break, Eye will tell you coq suckers how the Hunter Biden Affair affects Mexico’s biggest pride, o como dicen en el banco del bienestar de los Amigos de López Obrador: las benditas R€M€$A$.

Masiosare, un extraño enemigo.

All the knews that fit…

 

In local News there are no poets at MSNBC, Issy, Öüï knew this. And over at the Beaubourg, l’histoire de Blois* has an RDV with Macario³, the greatest movie that Stanley Kubrick never had the time to make.

Y aserejé-ja-dejéDe jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípiAserejé-ja-de jéDe jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípiAserejé-ja-dejéDe jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva majavi an de bugui an de güididípi

³~. Blois / 26th Ed.
*~. Pronounced /blwa/ with a snooty delivery.

Slam poetry is for fags.
A faith experiment in on every stroke.

Sobre las olas, a Space Odyssey in 2001

To paraphrase the Serb at the U.S. Open:

If Jaime Maussan had a fancy-schmanzie Greek last name like the Ancient Astronaut Theory guy, or a very British nomenclature such as the one from The Lizard People show, Icke! Maussan would get the recognition that Stephen Spielberg got from that hypocrite actor of “Morning in America”.

But earnestly, Stephen Spielberg remembers the time when N° 40 invited Stanley Kubric to the White House showing of E.T., according to Spielberg, Nancy was sidéré after she got off of the “Back To The Future” DeLorean, on account that, “a number of people watching E.T. who know, that everything depicted in that TOY STORY STORE is absolutely true.“

Eddie Terrones the Extra Testicle for MEXICAN Senator… the Niños Héroes from Chapultepec approve this transmission.

 

Eighty eight, why Knot³, eh Willie Geist!

 https ://twitter .com /SegoArma /Bully Magnets y Mini Minuteman –vS– David Icke y Ancient Aliens /s=20 

†~. Chabelo contra los monstros de rfpp. In this section Willie Geist stars as CHABELO, because why not? But mostly, because the trademark overall-shorts that Xavier leaves behind can only be filled by Willie Geist. And besides, he’s the one that noted Mikaela’s total wins (as of last week) with an ironic “why knot”, look it up! I’ve already traced the route for you lazy sons of Juanito Guanabacoa around the World del Mundo de la AFP.

Ewe can’t be Sirius? Are you telling Mí that you are the connection to Edgar Cayce, Fco. I. Madero, El Gran Señor Zopilote, El Alacrán, Jeff Goldblum, and “la catafixia“?

Nombre record de livres censurés aux États-Unis: https ://www. jornada .com .mx /notas /2023/03/25 /cultura /record-de-libros-censurados-en-estados-unidos

March 18th, 2023:

— Freddi Rojas°: Osler, could you give us a Condorito eye-view of El Perú after the December 7th arrest of President Castillo y las manifestaciones que de allí siguierón?

°~. Freddi’s question is paraphrased on account that la Émission Americas does not provide transcripts or podcasts to hold them accountable for what they say over the airwaves or the internet, remember now, tout au long de 2022, and all the way to Lennon’s murder anniversary of that year, Osler and Freddi’s spiel called for the removal of the democratically-elected CASTILLO de El Perú… y de Botzaris también.

— Osler Amaro°: Aquí en la provincia (en Perú) todo se ha vuelto MÚSICA, MÚSICA y más Música, un especie de PAN y CIRCO para tapar el ojo al macho o, tapar el sol con un dedo.

For context, once Juanito Guanavacoa (Francisco Belmont) finished his independent investigator task for THE PREFECTURE de POLICE and the Mexican Foreign Service in France (2013 ~ 2022) la llamada “FINCA LA PENSADA” de Juanito Guanavacoa shifted the format from left-leaning latin American news to a RAUL VELASCO (Siempre en Domingo²) show, an eight_hour weekly marathon of popular music in Spanish.

https ://juanitoguanabacoa .wordpress .com /2013/06/
https ://www .imdb .com /title /tt0290289/

²~. El opio del pueblo via la télévision mexicana de UNIVISION,

In this section, OSLER AMARO (last week Yesterday in El Perú) will serve as a motherfucking prop to cross-connect the following circles of collective, BOBO–populist or, followers dissonance in the same threads, narratives or propaganda on both sides of the political spectrum of Ancient Aliens and Viejos Pedos⁸⁸.

⁸⁸~. TBC

La San Ah'oria, ruega por su alme.

La San Ah’oria, ruega por su alma, y tráenos una PINCHE PULQUERÍA al treSíeme.

 

× 88 in context y que chingue a su madre Adolfo Hitler en WACO, Texas (punto y coma) dicho eso… in VAIL, COLORADO, the world greatest skier Mikaela Shiffrin ends the 2022–2023 World Series of Wins with 88 total Au’s (gold, Jerry, Gold!) in competition.

— Over at rfpp, Xavier López Rodríguez decided to get some tacos for his 88th vela at Robespierre on the Metro Line 9 en Montreuil-sous-Vincennes, before heading over to the other side, —en Romainville.

🍾 All things con cider

https ://www .nprnpr .org /2023/03/25 /1166042636 /pennsylvania-chocolate-factory-explosion

And, Alanis… you know what is a very Strange Coincidence? That’s right Canuck… Pesquet’t left a mess up in space

Breaking the news, “How Convenient, eh!”, it’s been less than a week since Commander Pesquet was evicted from the International Space Station and word from the crew left behind is that Pesquet {notorious for his FIP . fr parrandas up there} left a cloud of debris around the floating station empty darkness…

Need banana for size. Fair use of gizmodo’s take-out, it’s media and off-course: All That Motherfuckn’ Jazz.

https ://gizmodo .com /astronauts-forced-to-take-shelter-as-debris-cloud-threa- 1848057874

As a result, Alanis, [if that is your real name] the po’astronauts who bravely go where billionaires (those motherfuckers) only dare, are having no recourse but to seek shelter in the most inhospitable of places.

 

DAM… The Space Race — Eye hates to say it Jodorowski, “That’s the Way God Planned It”

Previously on, A Place Where Evry³ Body Knows your Name, i was explaining to our friend, el artista Roger Pérez, cómo fue que nuestro amigo Pablo se comunicó hace unas semanas ya, desde el otro lado de la bocina sintonizada al 105.1 en frequencia moderada parisina próxima al Seine.

³ https ://en .wikipedia .org /wiki /Nobles_of_the_Robe …
such as Colbert and Foucault, fouQUET…you know: bureacrats.
https ://www .space .com /jupiter-moon-io-radio-signal-juno-spacecraft

En el segmento de ayer, por aquello de no dejar a-fuera a-el contexto, David Icke*, the “Julio Iglesias*” of Ancient Astronaut theory, explained via EweToob how Ol’Cronos moonlights as a motherfucking Dee~Jay across the Cosmos.

10,000 Sirenes can’t be wrong. It’s a TIE, both Many Ale on Deadline and The Reid Out make of #OEECF1 a perfect compliment for #F1130E

* Julio Iglesias: REAL MADRID goal keeper.
* David Icke: Coventry City, Oxford United,
Northampton Town and, Hereford United; goal keeper.
COINCIDENCE???

Knot really, check el otro radio (el de la Circunferencia) knot el de Marie Curie because with that one you’ll surely G.L.O.W.:

… Or, “Is, IT!, possible… yada, yada, yada.”

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