… a little voice inside my head said don’t look back³.
I prefer my 🚶♂️ Dodge-patas
🚂… Trouble with youIs the trouble with meGot two good eyesBut we still don’t seeCome round the bendYou know it’s the endThe fireman screamsAnd the engine just gleams 🚞🚞🚞🚃
¹~. Casey Jones has left the train station.
Trucking.
³~. The Boys of Summer.
🎶 And you know that notion
Just crossed my mind 💀
Today, Öūī’s gonna’ go with vampires.
Bloody hell, Mary!
It’s the undisputed theme among the tropes, next to 💃🏼 Carmen of course : vampires.
And if youse ever been to Spain, that’s where the most Avant-garde vampires are at, at least in the time of AIDS they were.
For the record, all vampire cinema is invisible to the naked eye 🪞. All vampire cinema, except for Armand’s crew because of « el duende » que los posee.
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Previously on Playmobil vS lego :
Coming of age in America : playground terrorism.
… and Mika Brzezinski is it just Mí or, are grade-school shootings at an all time low? Could it be, that all of the Dylan Bennet Klebold wanna-be found purpose under those neck gaiters on the Immigration and Customs Enforcement payroll?
It’s a rethorical wondering, don’t bother answering because nobody is paying attention.
No pun intended… life sucks.
With that in mind, it’s “Quick, Becky Look at the size of that stock!” OMG!
🕴️BY: Credit must be given.
🚫💲NC: Only noncommercial uses of the work are permitted.
🔃 SA: Adaptations must be shared under the same terms.
Initials: CC 4.0.
With that in mind, it is best to not , we rewrite , it is best to 🚫 translate this blog by any means, if a non-reader finds a section that it is not understandable to their individual registry, Öüï advise that one performs copy-pasta procedures and translate that specific idea in a different tab so-as-to not deviate from the intended jive, Ewe dig?
Hay como re tumba y suena, re tumba y va re tumbando 🪇 mi cascabel en l’Arena.
… 🎶 y como era d’Oropel, se lo di a mi prenda’Mada 🪇 para que juegue con él — allá por la madrugada.
The very nature of stories over constructions…
³~. The hairless dog, Xoloitzcuintle
Didn’t think we’d skip the procession, now did ya’?
No, no, no, no—no, no because here, Madam President, here we do make sure to cover our passengers on their last trip through the underworld, including the little animals and their fleas who were traveling second class on that chocolate train.
https://www.eluniversal.com.mx/nacion/interoceanico-asegura-a-sus-trabajadorespero-no-a-los-pasajeros
🚂 Snap-on context follows… 🚞🚞🚞🚃
³ ~. Who knows what happens in nature, what happens accidentally, and what happens in suicide .
Any 🦉 hoot, Claudia… damn it, president!!! Even the damn “fireworks truck” in Torreón, Coahuila, covers the damages and even death should (“bed legs”) decide to take the last breath of a ticket holder on that goddamned route. The firework truck, Claudia, the damn firework truck covers its passengers, but not that raggedy-ass project of “La Chingada” by López Obrador, what a lack of vision.
Initials: C.C.
“Just the facts, ma’am.”
— “¡Yo!”, gritó Jorge Saldaña desde Banderilla.
Go for the Tylenol®️, stay for the ice 🍦 cream.
…
Considering the date format, our triangulators managed to get Öüï right within range of our intended target 🎯, mind Ewe with some changes not for better but it is what it is, the places which Eye remembers have, like the entire Île-de-France, turned a Whiter Shade of Pale, even Thrifty®️ went white, heck, Öüï 🤠 reckons that we should hit them niggas for some of that OxiContin™, given the free advertising and the such :
Thrifty White…
Lonely Ol’night – Hurt $o Good 🏚️
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /2026/01/06 /cartones /operacion-encubierta-fisgon
Little pink houses, eh? Does that deal come with white lemonade, Diane? I-tell-Ewe what Jack, you drop a Cherry bomb on that golden shitter and maybe, just maybe you can see Andrew Ross Sorkin do his “Hurt so good” face, Check It Out:
R.O.C.K. in The U.S.A. ☠️
Part of the Crumbling Down sessions in the deluxe edition of the Optimists Heartland Virulent Club Band 250th Anniversary.
This is what it sounds like when Dove 🧼 bars are expensive as fuck.
Öüï caught up with Joe Scarborough in Nantucket just as he and his cronies were arriving from their Caribbean holiday sail. Coq suckers that they all are, the motherfuckers had Arnold the Pig for lunch.
Bunch a niggers with The Beatles just having Arnold for brunch 🍽️.
🎶Good Morning, … [I]n local news it snowed in Paris. It’s probably going to snow some more, and in Washington, Vice-président J.D. Vance is honorarily pulling CQ at the White House.
Gotcha! 🕊️ Bitch!
That’s “López” not KEYS and no, Bobby’s not related to CARLOS but he sure knows how to FUCK MEXICO like Antonio did way back when Davy Crockett was selling slaves in TEXAS (illegally, Öüï might add).
Previously on “Cambio de Vías” : authentic French “gravel foundation” for sale. Act now and get your “sleepers” at a fraction of the cost, switching hardware for free and railtracks at a 2 for 1 price from the original One-for-All discount.
If you know who “Los Hijos de Sánchez” are then perhaps you might get to understand why the former Mexican president, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, chose to live in a place called of all things :
LA CHINGADA
Los Hijos d’AMLO, más pobres que los de Sánchez y más ratas que los de López Portillo, y eso ya es mucho—mucho que decir.
perhpas, and maybe it’s just a coincidence, pero si, a excepción del más pequeño de los cuatro (que se le conocen a don AMLO) los tres³ son unos verdaderos HIJOS de LA CHINGADA.
³~. Pepe, Andy, y Bobby*
*~. Not a true “Bobby” on account that his name is Gonzalo and not Robert.
It turns out that “Bobby” was installed as the Honorary Supervisor (glorified caporal, really) of the recently de-railed transoceanic train