Breaking in Paris, Vanessa Paradis commissioned R.F.K. Jr. to cut Donnie Deutsch’s genetalia. Sources close to Captain Jack Sparrow relay that Donnie nuts will hang on display at a yet-to-be released straight on Madison Avenue in Manhattan.
Objects in Hebron are closer than Dachau!
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Nazi-lovin’ Joshua, and Sarah, Eye bets that Isaac is laughing 😂 NOW on/at NBC, eh!
Trust Mí, Eye is not a doctor but Öüï did get royally fucked by one at Issy-les-Moulineaux.
Possum Kingdom ; so help Mí, Jesus.
Over at the Poker Museum at Issy-les-Moulineaux, LIVE NATION was found to be playing, Dirty Pool.