Breaking in Paris, Vanessa Paradis commissioned R.F.K. Jr. to cut Donnie Deutsch’s genetalia. Sources close to Captain Jack Sparrow relay that Donnie‘s nuts will hang on display at a yet-to-be released straight on Madison Avenue in Manhattan.

Objects in Hebron are closer than Dachau!

But don’t believe me, i mean believe former U.S. Congressman for some district in the State of Florida, Joseph Charles Scarborough, sources close to his Nantucket neighbors rumored that the government is going around passively pushing the auto industry in Detroit (of all places!) to stop production of comercial vehicles and shift the lines to the manufacturer of military vehicles, precisely to get us, the good volks, into a stretch in The Middle East.

https ://www .trt🇹🇷world .com / volkswagen-s-israel-deal-mirrors-its-darkest-chapter-with-nazi-germany

Issy-Eye-knows that it’s true, trtworld . com is a right biased Turkish site, but that doesn’t take away from the aforementioned headline.

Any 🦉 hoot volks, do keep in mind that the Marjolena Portenkalten-Comedie shows write themselves, i just line Em# up like a Model T assembly line 🛤️ 💀

https ://www .theguardian .com /us-news /2026/apr/15 /russ-vought-budget-hearing

Nazi-lovin’ Joshua, and Sarah, Eye bets that Isaac is laughing 😂 NOW on/at NBC, eh!

Trust Mí, Eye is not a doctor but Öüï did get royally fucked by one at Issy-les-Moulineaux.

Possum Kingdom ; so help Mí, Jesus.

Over at the Poker Museum at Issy-les-Moulineaux, LIVE NATION was found to be playing, Dirty Pool.