That’s “López” not KEYS and no, Bobby’s not related to CARLOS but he sure knows how to FUCK MEXICO like Antonio did way back when Davy Crockett was selling slaves in TEXAS (illegally, Öüï might add).

Previously on “Cambio de Vías” : authentic French “gravel foundation” for sale. Act now and get your “sleepers” at a fraction of the cost, switching hardware for free and railtracks at a 2 for 1 price from the original One-for-All discount.

If you know who “Los Hijos de Sánchez” are then perhaps you might get to understand why the former Mexican president, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, chose to live in a place called of all things :

LA CHINGADA

Los Hijos d’AMLO, más pobres que los de Sánchez y más ratas que los de López Portillo, y eso ya es mucho—mucho que decir.

perhpas, and maybe it’s just a coincidence, pero si, a excepción del más pequeño de los cuatro (que se le conocen a don AMLO) los tres³ son unos verdaderos HIJOS de LA CHINGADA.

³~. Pepe, Andy, y Bobby*

*~. Not a true “Bobby” on account that his name is Gonzalo and not Robert.

It turns out that “Bobby” was installed as the Honorary Supervisor (glorified caporal, really) of the recently de-railed transoceanic train