Time now in Texas… The Biggest Dildo in Space

Damn! That’s like an i•Phone 3:16 meeting the Atom Bomb. Jesus Christ, Alicia Menendez!!! Don’t you wish you had 1/4 million of them U.S. Dollars to go up with Katty Perry to the edge of Van Horn 📯.

Men on Jeeps searching for girls on Trampolines.

“the Kardashians are there, so you know that there’s a lot of fucking going on”

George LĂłpez.

Any 🦉 hoot… I am going to grow Oregano out of you. Wild oregano.

Matchbox…

Got Pepper?

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