Let the Record Show, Alicia Menendez, that, “her ear” on a mirror is closer to Ewe than Carneiro’s “rear eh”.
– Knock, knock.
Let’s have some cabrito en Monterrey, Cabrona. Unless you prefer pizza… that’s just across the Gulf of America in the Benghazi Bourough of Mar-a-Lago… watch the Ali-gators.
— Whose there?
Your turn, next time you surface from the ground, the Great State of Mar-a-Lago is sending U.S. her Best and Brightest eclipsed pupils.
– PROVEchoso.
Once upon a time sur les jupes de fip 🧜♀️… Clyde was a fag and Bonnie a dyke.
— Provechoso who?
I heard that you might be in need of an Alligator wrasler.
Over at BFMer’s Kitchen, La Güera Wira is casting Asparagus on the Tribunal de Justice in Alésia… trou 🕳️ fact, Pepa. It’s Bueno for Ewe. I guarantee, IT! 🐰