Satchmo comes courtesy of StoEyes in Paris, Châtelet 2025. For the record, there was nothing planned in this celebration.

Previously on, “Hark, the angels come 🫴🏽 ”… hilarity ensues when Cécile Richards listens to Gabriel blow the horn… “you’re gonna like the way you look*”.

In the words of Cousin Joe, Blonde on Blonde is a heck of an album cover.

*~. I guarantee, IT!.

Two Of U.S. for Tea before swearing… The first firing of Elon Musk’s proxi-presidency is Going to Celebrate the win over No-tre D’ame with Pablo Torre in OhiO… 😱hi🫡.

Deer, Georgie Will… nice column, sell it to READERS DIGEST. Sincerely, Dave “what Dew Ewe mean Eye couldn’t be The President, of The United States of America” Mustaine.

Trucking 💀🤑 “Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac”… which is why my other car is an AMC Pinto… and no, Pablo Torre, Willie Geist can’t wrap my Sequoia in Paris.

³~. “I’ll dew anything for Ewe”. The Beatles in Hamburg.

Eye said move over once
Move over twice
C’mon baby don’t be Cold as ICE
‘Said you’re trav’lling on the one after
Nineonine.

Liberation They, that’s what I want.

Any 🦉Hoot, after the break it’s Back in The U.S., back in The U.S. consulate line… but first it’s El Corte Inglés and The Seventh Hundred Club. Eye swears Donald John Trump, Rev.  Crenflo Dollar would have added the perfect pitch to your Cresendo.

I mean, who in Mars is this so-called “reverend” LORENZO (i don’t know how to pronounce his fucking last name) SeWell? Crenflo Dolla’ Dolla’ Dolla’  💵… A-men (singular).