Down at The Sunset Barbershop 🌄 it’s Elvis’ Birthday and to celebrate, Charles de Gaulle just became the First President of France and the Watergate Trials begin. In an ironic twist, The United States of America declare “War on Poverty” and a fucking UFO is spotted by a French farmer (on strike, of course) in TRANS-en-Provance… no word if the aliens were androgynous-like or just your average Aladin Sane cat from Japan kind.

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Here’s one for the Ages… it’s from The Sirens 🚒 of The 🚨 World, and from the one with the curse of Claudia de Pointe du Lac de Lioncourt, no less… Gaëlle the fox.

Musical Guest:
The AMG 🐴 Pinto Barbershop Quartet featuring Marjolena Kalten-Porten Siren

In Gaëlle’s cuntless (\) world³, the disk jockey wonders what François Mitterrand would do in a world where Elvis was a 90-years old honkey? According to Ziggy Stardust, Marshall Petin would buy that ∴rquitect a fucking guitar, because El Infierno is always looking for talent and Mister Miterrand will certainly have more than 10.000 hours to play that Lyra like a French Wednesday Noon-time Wail 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 🧜‍♀️

³~. Gaëlle is a Siren🧜‍♀️ and much like vampires, Gaëlle is missing part of what made Bobbie a Woman

January 8, 1959… Fidel enters Havana, thus securing the future of Alicia Menendez at the Festival de La Calle Ocho in “little Havana”.

And with that, we switch, IT!, over to La Pundita in Manhattan to close another edition of January 8. Congratulations to the Events that made the day and better coverage next year to the Algerian Protocols that didn’t; and let’s see what tu morro will bring.

Take IT!, a güey!!!