Deer, Cousin Joe, you can never go wrong with a Whataburger, but that won’t prevent you from being a sum’ba—bitch.

… and Claire McCaskill, you’re not silly when you say that Morning Joe is a Baseball Snob job for Boston and New York.

But there’s hope for you congressman, you just have to renounce your faith in Nancy Reagan. Just say no, Cousin Joe! Just-$ay—Know!.

Anyhow, Senator Gallego, get to work and stop campaigning. And here is why:

… because after an entire 1000 days of war in Ewe🏗️Crane🕎 the only thing that is going to get you the spick vote back are the sounds of the missiles and not your pretty mug.