Su majestad, el trono 🚽… I swear Marjolena Kalten-Porten Kakas youse just calling them in now.

Any 🦉 hoot, Melle. Portier-Kaltenbach, in Hilo, Hawaii, is International MAN Day and since your 7pm is Pineapple Xpress morning in Honolulu, let me show you what The Rock is cooking:

Cilantro, 🥑 and more coriander!!!

Cibo Matto… Ewe gots’ to know your Chickin’.

Louis Armstrong said it best:

🎺🚽🎺

Box of prophylactics not included.

 

Take it away Ella, I gots’ to dump a load.

Gheee-eh_ahhhh.

Anyhow … Take A Little Trip with Mí: WAR

… jump to Mañana, nena, it’s MEXICAN RE-burrito Day!!!

 

¡Y que viva Francisco Villa y su caballo “El Siete Leguas”, —cabrones!!!