Guayaberas and Baseball… starring Pablo Torre as the Red Mexican Greaser from Manila en las Philippinas.

Adiós Guayabera Mía, and never mind La Bamba.

… and Katty Kay, nevermind Oral Roberts, it’s just Donald Trump sucking Obama’s imaginary penis on his ex-President podium, which podium? FOX reports, —Ewe decides.

Y, Mika Brzezinski nevermind La Bamba, the role of Lou Diamond Phillips must always go to the Tagalog crowd because November, November is pre-Columbian people’s all over the Globe.

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Martin Sheen is now in Full Metal Jacket mode and presents The West Wing Sects. The dialogue is taken straight out of The Josephus Scrolls, but Rick Wilson, a Republican operative for THE ROMANS got all the credit and all of the PAC money in his Panamanian bank account.

File photo for Rick Wilson is not available but just watch Lord of The Rings, Rick is yer’Évry They Ourc of Sauron, Rick Wilson represents all that is bad with U.S. in America’s elections, CORPORATIONS, The Mormons and, CITIZENS UNITED.

In memory of Epigmenio González Flores, queretano que de haber sabido que Paco Ignacio Taibo II iba a convertir a su querido Querétaro (el de don Epigmenio, no el del gachupín Taibo II) en el PARAISO “post-Roe” en México, mejor se hubiese ido a vivir en La Chingada, como don Andrés.