³~. Not to be confused with “desesperada”, because that is not an Eagles tube.

Il était une fois au périph…

Between two studs.

with musical guest, EMF (Ewe’r Un-Bee-Livable

[Disembodied voice coming over a police radio scanner]

— ATTENTION all units, attention all units. Sources close to Dauphine Université at Boulogne-Billancourt report that Marie Gentric hijacked a delivery truck (and its poor-fucking driver) and is currently speeding at 55 kilometers per hour. Speed cameras show that Gentric has a hot mic and sleepy eyes, which are different from her Lying Eyes 🦅.

Sources close to Languedoc relay that a dead horse was found in the vicinity of Burgandy just before the border to la Île-de-France. The horse showed signs of sexual violence.

In Paris, New Jersey is back on the saddle, —Again. Glory Days, indeed.

[Disembodied voice comes over the police radio scanner, —yet again]

— 🔊 Oh, the humanity [squelch] Marie Gentric killed the delivery person from the hijacked truck that she held-up at Dauphine Université, then ate all of the Pepito-brand snacks and then that cunt proceeded to snatch a motorcycle news delivery boy and is now cruising towards the other forest in Paris. The national police 👮🏻‍♀️ all units no-less, are of course chaising Gentric in Évry direction except the one behind her tail.