🕺🏼Pélame la cinta… and DON’T CALL ME JENNYFER, take a Doliprane, and Madame Arthur has ALWAYS, always been a drag queen, she used to do a Show called TOOTSIE where she played the role of a newspaper delivery boy. Ahora, CALLAS.
Hawaii Bombay son de lo que no hay at 120 pumps per minute.
I said “pélame la cinta” not Cry me a fucking Karaoké 🎤 “Sing-it Bay Bee”… Groove is in the heart y “La Mucura” está en el suelo while Les y LAS Muguet de la CGT are separated where the Streets Have No Name.
³~. Not to be confused with “desesperada”, because that is not an Eagles tube.
Il était une fois au périph…
Between two studs.
with musical guest, EMF (Ewe’r Un-Bee-Livable
[Disembodied voice coming over a police radio scanner]
— ATTENTION all units, attention all units. Sources close to Dauphine Université at Boulogne-Billancourt report that Marie Gentric hijacked a delivery truck (and its poor-fucking driver) and is currently speeding at 55 kilometers per hour. Speed cameras show that Gentric has a hot mic and sleepy eyes, which are different from her Lying Eyes 🦅.
Sources close to Languedoc relay that a dead horse was found in the vicinity of Burgandy just before the border to la Île-de-France. The horse showed signs of sexual violence.
In Paris, New Jersey is back on the saddle, —Again. Glory Days, indeed.
[Disembodied voice comes over the police radio scanner, —yet again]
— 🔊 Oh, the humanity [squelch] Marie Gentric killed the delivery person from the hijacked truck that she held-up at Dauphine Université, then ate all of the Pepito-brand snacks and then that cunt proceeded to snatch a motorcycle news delivery boy and is now cruising towards the other forest in Paris. The national police 👮🏻♀️ all units no-less, are of course chaising Gentric in Évry direction except the one behind her tail.
⁸~. Will Andersen in «The Cowboys”, c.1972.
🎶 Last dance in Culiacán
Howdy, stranger… is that a French Bowie knife from the movie set,? I reckon that it must carry the same weight as all of those wardrobe uniforms that you wore, eh?
Ode to Bobby McGee
For context, Richard Haass, a regular on this blog, especially when it comes to war hawks suggested that Kamala Harris should continue with Netanyahu’s objective in Lebanon so pena de que los EEUU parezcan ANDRÉS MANUEL LÓPEZ OBRADOR en CULIACÁN, sin-Aloha.
Let’s go, Tonto…
Let’s Dance 🩰 roll 🥐 tide 🌊
John Wayne and Susana Puveda are in a bar 🍾🍾🍾 hilarity ensues when The Lone Ranger steps out of a stock car and walks into la cantina looking for Silver.
But first, let’s settle down and find out what True Grit smells like, and what Jim Croce sounds like in French at Le GARD where La Image de France (Marie Gentric) was last seen… Gentric’s whereabouts are still unknown and sources close to U.S. Marshal Rooster Cogburn suggest that Gentric stole a horse in the badlands of Languedoc.
Tú eres el otro Che
(Answer key for dummies)
¹~.
— Duke: Houston, the lunar dust smells like gunpowder. [Pause]
https ://nautil.us /the-moon-smells-like-gunpowder
²~.
— Moho metálico, its color coincidentally is crimson, and it smecks* of bloody sangre. Cherry-chocolatley like the Rev’s suit. Let’s get it on!
https ://www .quora .com /why-does-blood-smell-like-iron-other-than-the-fact-that-it-contains-it
³~.
— This stinks, jump to the périphérique