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El cerebro de México as seen from the Year of Mexico in France (2015).
Paris, France. 3 de abril_ French scientists develop the largest-ever resolution of the brain via Magnetic Resonance Imaging only to discover that all of their past presidents, with the exception of Mister Jacques Chirac³, are brain 🧠 dead.
³~. Sources close to G.E. medical systems technicians reveal that aside from the current Coq-in-charge, Emmanuel Macron, Mr. Chirac’s brain is the only matter on l’Élysée’s panthéon that glows or shows signs of activity. Prof. Pierre Chatte of the AP/HP INSERM Institute explains that Mr. Chirac’s SeSoS activity can be on account of all the Soul food that he, as the most gastro-gourmand of all the Coq suckers at Arts et Métiers, ate… including the succulent tacos 🌮 mexicanos de maciza, which African chefs d’état swear that he (Jacques) loved.
Secrets in Plain Sight. Men-at-Work, enter through the giftshop and head over to the Duty-Free section of April’s (15) taxman.
Paper pushers at the Ministère de Archives next to the Marais added that Mister Macron’s brain activity can be explained because the president is still playing the role of Commander-in-coq and that only Brasil and it’s its future fleet of submarines will tell.