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No reason… no reason to live—next to Short people.

It’s The 11th Hour in Hilo, Hawaii, and did you know that Jimmy Stewart inspired CAMILO CIENFUEGOS (in Veracruz) to hop on Castro’s Granma, before The Revolution?

True Story, like Jimmy, CAMILO was way too skinny to go-to-WAR, so CAMILO did the only sensible thing, of course, CAMILO ate 600 Nathan Hot Dogs in one fucking sitting. RONALD REAGAN was there and Jack Kennedy was the inspiration that LEE HARVEY OSWALD needed to get TED CRUZ’ dad to give up the CASH for the MAIL ORDER  purchase of a 6.5 mm Carcano Model 91/38 carbine¹.

“There are many like it, but this one is MINE”.

¹~. Warren Commission Report, p. 118-119.
Via: https ://military-history.fandom .com /wiki /John_F._Kennedy _assassination_rifle