“Journalists want to stay where human tragedy is,” or something like that, according to Benny Hill.

Going Down to South Park, gonna meet some friends of Stan.

In all seriousness, an independent journalist walks into the UNESCO in Paris, hilarity ensues when former Congressman Joseph Charles Scarborough III, and the Mexican Embassy get connected by the former Buzzfeed paparazzis at SciencesPo.

And, Katty Kay…