Another They at The Wacky Races
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Breaking the races on Day 4 Olín (Movement) on the BFM TV racing team. Sadly, the operator-end of the inter tubes providers placed a HEX on the race currently unfolding on the hypotenuse of the aforementioned Technicolor Block where Issy meets Paris; in the middle, un perro en el periférico, mi “Pancha”, me lo dijo El Profeta del Nopal.
Of course you know… this means GWAR!!!
Page 2: For context… So, mr. BFM’er controller, you may be able to shut the Stream up, that’s a fact… but have you realized that less reputable sites than yours, get it? Less reputable than the RTL* signal actually show the entire BFM.FR box, not just the part above the sub-header strip; and WHY, why is it that all of the other media in your arsenal is working fine, except for your LIVE-EVIL stream, Perrine, Why? Do you want Mí to head over to KISS TV? Because you know that Eye will take you there, —if you D.A.R.E., Ms. Storme.
Now, you’ve heard about La Ficha Amarilla, La Ficha Verde, and now Ladies in Gemini in the synodic revolution of the Planet Venus, BEHOLD:
La Ficha Azul Vs. La Ficha Blanca
But FO’ist, we switch it over the Atlantic where Lindsey Reiser, (La Ficha Blanca) punished Ted Cruz’es-ese Harvard professor on account of churning that sonovabitch out onto Kay Street and into the TEXAS abyss of backasswardness called the “G.O.P.. Issy, professor Billy EskRidge ii, just lost his chair. Professor Willy E.R. Jr., now has to conduct all interviews standing up… because if the Watchers of “The Temple” can’t sit down (until an authorized by law smoke break) they’ll be damned if they let the condemned bum(s) have a rest.
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The Swiss, more neutral than a Panama Papers Jack.
Over at a very dark part of the Sideral timeframe Black Spy is relaying to International Triple “Asymmetric” Track broadcaster, Avi Velshi, the conditions of the closed CCTV circuit; this can only mean one thing, find out about it after La Curva de las TRES (in CET).
… AND OH, Snap! There goes another Euzkadi Radial, the asphalt just got hot. Team Black has entered the race, and Tiff Cross just got sponsored by John Player Special, smoke’em if you got’em.
Okie Dohkie, Anand Giridharadas, it’s time to make sense of all of today’s frames and never forget why the Scalextric®️ triangulation on the Carrera®️ track is set at the BFM’er TV siege, —on the Technicolor®️circuit.