— Answer: you have to go to 🦵🏻land, or “Thighland” to find out, because you would have to survive the pandemic first, to call, IT!, a once in century plague… or, you can just follow the yellow brick Kool Aid Route to Guyana Park and chill for life… in an ISO-2020 Lavadora Cardboard Box, made in Fhucket, of course.
STILL to come:
Kayleigh McEnany on Top of Spaghetti with Musical guest: Republican and independent Immigrants… Commies bee damned!!!
Sadly, for all of the Jazz lovin’ crowd, hoy no hubo Jazz, a 50-Foot Claire stomped on, IT!, as she tried to do the Twist. It’s a slow start to weekend edition, but we’ll get D.A.R.E., give u.s. a New York Mile and öüï’ll Iron Out the Soul out them ol’Brown Soles.
* Foley Fire Eater Club:
https ://imdb .com /title /tt0084434/
Deer, Alicia Menendez, please relay to the Purple Pundit D.A.T.: D.A.R.E. is a fake P.I.N.T.O. beaner on the frames, and young lady, you are missing a flower on that Cuba Libre noggin of yours, wait one so D.A.T. staff can fix, IT!, for you.
But F.O.ist, it’s Breaking The Ashleys with Bash.
The country that brought the world the annoying “win win situation” is now re-framing that notion into a lose–lose scenario. And no, it is not Vladimir Putin’s fault but it sure does help his Russian “investment” in Caracas, Venezuela. Reports from Russian Wires and propaganda outreach from the Rose Garden relay that the “me me” doctrine is in full implosion mode.
Sunday funnies draft:
Weren’t you fired?
… [a]nd James CarVile said to that other guy on Crossfire, or something like that:
https ://www .jornada .com .mx /ultimas /cultura /2020/08/07 /festival-reflexiona-sobre-la-traduccion-traicion-o-revelacion -534.html
Don’t be silly, I was in a wealthier neighborhood campaigning for Sarah Palin for V.P..
Cutline: a rare snapshot of James Carvile in a well lit tea room. Sources close to Bengala say that once in a sturgeon moon, even the creatures of the deep need a ray of light… and Madge said: what?