Science says that the only way to restore faith in dumb blondes like you, is by fucking like Wabbits on God’s Green Earth, —with Mí. Kayleigh!!! It’s the 11th Hour in New York and in Paris it’s 5 O’Clock!

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Page One: not to be outdone by Nick Confessore, AP LeMire moonlights on The BriWi time-slot to make a CLAIM on the longest shift on the programming.