Hey, Mr. Schmitty, ‘member them wheelbarrow Theys in Irak part ii? If your floppy disc is cloudy, worry not, Los Hilos de Armando will thread the souls of U.S. Army issued combat desert boots to go with your kakis and rolled-up dress shirt.
Note to editors, BFM‘ers, and of course, former REPUBLICAN congressman Charles Joseph Scarborough:
the following is follow-up to a BFM TV report that we (Armando Segovia/Armando Serrano Prieto) witnessed in real-time on a “Thompson assembled” flat screen hanging inside of a Kebab shop, which
reported claimed that France was “making” several tens of thousands of “cubre bocas”, as the online version of La Jornada (en México) calls these. In context, the AFP reported yesterday that « The U.S.A. » was deploying the former leader of the 2003 Iraq Coalition Provisional Authority Lewis Paul Bremer III, STRATEGY, in order to “hijack” the French shipments of face masks from Chinese manufacturers.
We, the staff of this most non–consequential blog, « pray » that all you motherfuckers don’t shoot the messenger and instead ask the leaders of the free world how it is that your motherfucking first responders came to depend on China to save their asses‽ —Provided, of course, D.A.T. the AFP’s wheelbarrow loaded–with–cash rumor report is true.