And like a good neighbor, the following “little prayer” must be preached in the voice of Underground Minister*, Joseph Charles Scarborough… “[B]ecause, Browsers and SIESTAS there is no such thing as a Free Lunch”, in a Chuck Todd NATION under God, Capitalism and, The Almighty Fed.
At 10h30 in France Info, it's time for "The Anchorwoman with the Sun in her Head”... AKAPE DELIVERED!
* Cousin Joe has yet to obtain his mail–order, correspondence Ministry G.E.D. certification from the Grits State of Alabama, hence, D.A.T. D.A.R.E. madafaker remains an “Underground Preacher” in his Blind Boy Alabama Choir Chapel (on the prairie).
Seriously, thank you for the recent global pandemic, and we hate to be selfish, cynical, and heartless (like our american president and Moscow Mitch McConnell in the U.S. Senate). Seriously.
Thank you for that little silent threat because for the first time since the Kennedy–Nixon debate, the american Circus will have a mono–A-mono debate without an audience.
For one thing, SIESTA Jordan (over at the MorJo Show, Katy Kay just flew from Zurich into Dallas and she just confirmed that Donald Trump is talking out of his ass with regards to the BIG DISTRACTION ban and CORONA VIRUS SCREENING on European flights into them United States; but then again, Kay is a Royal Rosbif, so D.A.R.E. is D.A.T.) if by your own Friday The 13th of 2020 reasoning on the MorJo Show, Americans need a little WRASLIN’ bru-ha-ha with their political choices, like pre-Ketchup turn–of–the—XIX Century Americans needed CHINESE CATSUP
for in order to BE ABLE TO SWALLOW their rotten “beef”, then SIESTA Jordan, America deserves another FOUR MORE years (and beyond) of Donald “the” John Trump.
Because by SIESTA’s Elise logic, BROWSER Geist, what the Bernie Team really, really, really needs in order for Senator Sanders to become the next president of the U.S. is for things to get back to candidate Bernie Sanders pre–Selma, Alabama (popularity) days.
SIESTA Jordan suggests, however, that without the concert-style political stumps, his supporters won’t have the attention span to follow–up on the talk that they walked at a political rally.
— Eye suggests, Browser Geist, D.A.T. maybe this virus contingency going on around The Globe is the perfect storm to break from what the staff of this here most non–consequential blog identified as the “event“ that brought you
that thing you do… no wait, that lead is in Australia, and Australia is the Enemy, SO SCRATCH D.A.T., the event we [the staff] meant to note was the BREXIT… but FO’ist: HEY, SIREN!!! Who you callin’ ROUSPÉTEUR, eh‽
Bernie, please don’t forget to hidrate your eyes and let’s hope that Joe forgets his make-up.
— ISSY, SIESTA Jordan, you might recall this most non–consequential posting of ours for the occasion of “mud fest” at the Glastonbury Music Fest of 2016, Aeons Ago, and lightyears away (now in reeltime) to that most unfortunate «event» we here tagged as, “ Hamburgers in Paradise”. In between these two timestamps you might recall that by the time that July 2016 flipped on them calendars, Senator Sanders ceded the track to Senator Clinton.
Now and again, Browser Geist, our point to SIESTA Jordan, Ella for short in Jazz’speak, which we [the staff] perform here and fuck–all–WHO say that D.A.T. is not a thing!
Back in 2005 i was scorned for wanting to write about a very particular fad in Ciudad Juárez, Chihuahua, i called it “narco fashion”, now the reason that my editor at the “supplementals” of the El Paso Times made me feel all alone, —some might say— was because i was not allowed to come up with words that someone, preferably a WHITE writer had not come up with before. The conversation went like so:
—”Narco fashion‽”, Who said it?
— I did, Chuy.
— Nah, you can’t make up words like that.
— C’mon Chuy, you’ve seen them, it’s not the “norteño” look; EYE MEAN, those motherfuckers could pull the boogers out of their noses with them pointy boots! EYE MEAN the way them croc’s (not the rubber sandals, but the crocodile skin boots) curve up to the sky, and them shirts and belts? Nobody is writing about that.
— Find someone who described that word before and you can use it.
… a few months later*, a French DJ produced a Video for one of his tracks; it featured that look, which at the time, was taboo at El Paso Times. Can you guess what that social phenomena was? I would call it NARCO VIOLENCE, but first i’d have to look for a French source who said it FOist in order to publish it here… no se vaya a “enfadar” el pinche Chuy. ISSY, esto es una mini digressión.
Any güey, Browser Geist, maybe without large concert type events doubling as political rallys, which might overstimulate the already overstimulated under-30 crowd and prevent them fuckers from actually doing a thing which doesn’t involve a “wrist band” and a “VIP” section, the missing “young voters” might get motivated to go out and vote in the coming days; of course, it’s going to take looking into the near future and realize what life is going to look like after November the 3rd of 2020.
Thank you, Aussi, DEAR JESUS LORD, for allowing, through a very local –not foreign– virus, the EVIDENCE OF A vulnerable AMERICAN medical system that is not GEARED to call itself “the best” medical system in the globe.
Good night and good luck.
The Event that brought you Brexit: https://asegovia3.com/2016/06/23/when-every-vote-counts-pan-y-circo-en-ingles/