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Ladies in Gemini, the results for the 2019 Revy awards are in, the word of the year (it’s on TAPE, look it up) is Chi•Can•Ery, and as all Chicanos in ChiKAgo know, the roots of D.A.T. D.A.R.E. goo• ourd is political in that there Nation.

Here to explain is Chicago’s own, the “All In” guy, winner of the Selenite Award for the comments that he made about our NatSat on a day —no less— when Ozzy Osbourne was barking live at The Moon during a Solar Eclipse, near Chicago, of all motherfucking places, look it up, it’s on tape.

Why this is happening, you ask?

Why this is happening, you ask? .:. 40238276-49C1-485E-AEBB-15B6300EFBEB •|• Wait fo’ It, wait, wait…

But FOist, in no particular order
The 2019 SOUNDTRACK of The Year
Here are the nominees:

— Dámaso Pérez Prado: Mambo N° 8
— Dámaso Pérez Prado: El Manicero
— Ghetto Boys: Dam[aso] It feels Good To
BEE a Gangster

And the Soundtrack of the Year goes

For the 20th Year running in our 9th Year of [Mí] hosting the Re•vies, The Sountrack of The Year Goes To .:. 41FA7B54-024F-4485-B8E3-873BA5F4CA6D 😱 OFFICE SPACE (Work Sucks). “Damn it feels good to be a Gangster”.

… [H]ere to present the award to “The Judge” is Bushwick Bill, the shortest rapper East of Houston, shorter than that other Ghetto poet from “the” Oakland, the great Too $hort, ISSY, both of this ‘niggas’ have no–Reason, and we [the staff of this most non–consequential blog] Love’em for D.A.T.


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