… [T]echnical and programmed obsolescence is causing disturbances on La Corrida del fin de semana, with musical guest:
Tim “apple’s” lightning cables are a criminal racket.
After the break,
“Las estúpidas calaveritas”
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Next week’s guest, Lorne Michels repeats his capitalist strategy of “redundancy” at the set, by sketching—yet again— a Host/Musical guest STYLE’s show.
In future news, for Season 46 of Saturday Night (Re-runs), our Lorde Lorne plans to do away with the whole “guest” headache and the little fucker is just going to put an apple®️ playlist on loop to entertain the sponsors.