Dear, Huffington Post:
For The Record: frequency-hop-los-hilos-de-sasha-
Take the Mask off, put a name on it, and fuck Anonymous, and of course, the following must be read in a Brian Williams voice.
First off, your Exec’s are all fags; secondly, of course water is wet, that is why when cool, it’s refreshing and when hot, it’s very soluble, case in point follows, because even flat–Earthers on the Mitt–the–Anonymous Press, Gknow that water is also WET.
The fact that your Tepito bureau was shutdown shows your commitment to “the gateway to Washington’s backyard”. I mean, it’s not like Arianna Huffington killed the peoples choice of TP* para “el pueblo”, to then have you report on the Purple Wallace Laugh when sycophants of Donald Trump are running the big Show around The Globe.
TimeStamp: 23h53 CET
Deer Chuck Todd:
Is that a green pencil over 6th Street, or are you just happy to C Mí?
TimeStamp: 01h42 CET (Breaking Flashback)
An exclusive favor from a former supervisor of the Ari Melber Show confirmed that our intrepid guard-post, —Teeny Tiny Cat— at the Luis Posada Carriles watch was not in vain, as we [on 3rd rock] now know, that the former Attorney General for Nicolle Wallace’s former boss, was in fact a cock-sucker; but not a deep-throater like fhe current Attorney General to Sean Hannity’s current boss at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in WaWa land.
Meanwhile at The Chris Matthews Show, former Miss•Our•Eye Senator, Clair McCass, stole Michael Moore’s spectacles. Oh, The Humanity, but lucky for the Cuban medical tourist, the film maker is on Bernie Sanders health care plan and a brand spanking new set of Spectacles were delivered to the Mitt Romney paisano, plus the fat fucker is rich, so there’s that.
Still to come, Senator Kasie Kloubuchar denounces her “buddy” McCass spectacles grab on the Chris Matthews Medical Archives Show.
TimeStamp: 03h50’ish in CET
Breaking the Maddows:
at 16h CET, Rachel is going to do a Stationary Lance Armstrong with headphones as an “illegal substance” during her work-out hour, watch for scribbling doodles and other assorted talking points.
TimeStamp: 05h10… BriWi gets all the broads.