Dad jokes for bookworms et un point de vue

—Why are books hot?
—… because the pages are between Covers.
Source: The inside of a donated CARAMBAr MISTERy candy wrap.

Oh, hey Hal...

Oh, hey Hal… ADD15451-E0F3-442F-9F79-57FF392641C8 •|•

Page 320
Fight the ball with Filthy Filbert
and Fill the bases with the Nasty…
it makes for a better TRIPLE PLAY

And over at “the” abc’s Whoopie McCain Joy and some other Host-in celebrate “Las Tangas de Frida“, hilarity ensues when The Rachel Maddow Show (in full Kent Clarkson bikini mode) gets tossed by Corporate America for showing skin on daytime tv.

Rue de l'Échaudé y Rue Jacob

Rue de l’Échaudé y Rue Jacob •|• Page 46, “O César o nada”:
Aquí mi día es competo. Por la mañana me levanto con el sol y me voy a un [parque] que estoy talando. Algunos días cazo… [L]levo conmigo libros, Pertarca, Ovidio, me peleo con el Dante. !Cómo se puede ser tan idealista rodeado de tanta [puta] realidad!. Nos cuenta Maquiavelo, según el mismísimo CARDENAL catalán elevado a papa en los tiempos cuando a las llamadas “Indias” necesitaban del Spirit del Santo en la Primera Caída de La Serie Mundial, under COVERS of course, beecause as every Bumblebee looking phenom Gknows, Alejandro VI [Rodrigo Borja] “didn’t do any other thing but to try to ensnare a su projímo, AND HE ALWAYS GOT AWAY WITH IT”, pg. 46 ibid.

It’s Christopher Columbus Heritage Month in the land of LA PRIMA LIBERTY and Dem’ Bums are getting ready to Bat the GNats out of the playoffs… Gooooooo, Dodgers.

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