In Local News:
The “dónde está la biblioteca” del presidente del Beaubourg, o algo así, celebró los centenarios de Zapata que han sido robados en una d’esas delegaciones de una tal gato-Pardo Sheinbaum, en la CDMX de Marcello Ebrard.

Over on the esoteric island, Pino Suárez went: not again. — … [A]nd the Madero goes, Eye gots your number Vice.
Meanwhile, at Adela’s set, the concession stand ran out of TACOS, and hasteRISKs went, “Ding, ding, ding…”
Meanwhile at Bloomberg, Tim O’brain abducted Ancient Aliens stringer extraordinaire, David H. Childress… COULD it bee?
Hey, Bloomberg: Release THE CHILDress from the cages!!!