Kay?… nope, that’s fake Katy Kay nº6 D.A.R.E., Eye seems to get a whiff of pedos de Algodón Carnavalero.
Today’s line-up includes Andrés Manuel López Obrador, in for Cousin Joe, who is under the SEPTEMBER Huracanes ramireze’s–es. “El Presidente”, as don Andrés is referred to under the United States (mexican) Constitution clears Las Islas Marías for Johnattan Swan. El presidente GKnows that Swan feels at home swinging in the confines of a ballpark like THAT.
Camilo Cienfuegos is at the MOUND and winds are blowing from the North. The Third Base heckler, former Republican Guard, Michael “Humpty” Steel is sending in the GOP Bacardi clowns, entitled 3rd Generation assholes who think Latin America is a New “Ricky Martin” version of “West Side Story”.
CAMILO CIENFUEGOS is not phased by the class of 2019 graduates from the Luis Posada Carriles “black sites” School of The Americas. Michael Steel, widely recognized by a Tribe Called Quest as the originator of the now infamous “Humpty Dance” Gknows this and sends in the designated HITMAN, former U.S. District Attorney General, Antonio Gonsales, who dropped the ‘Z’s’ in his last name in order to bee accepted into the Heathers Club, where Nicole Wallace plays the role of a Veronica who framed both Roger Rabbit and some guy named Christian Slater.
Here’s the D.E.A.L., Cousin Joe, and please… nevermind that big ugly noggin you call a “Cabeza”. Eye sure hope Eugene “don’t cry for me Argentina” is on deck, because Eye has a feeling that a dumb country lawyer is going to Knead his presse credentials for today’s ball game between The Ronnie Reagan Senators vS. The Barbudos en el Bacardi… PLAYBALL!!!
And, lest[ER] Holt forgets: HASTA LA VICTORIA; and the melting stew, Always… sponsored by Vania.