July, 2019 Common Era:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_

Oh the humanity

12:10 pm in Washington, D.C. Times

It’s official, in 2040, president Donald Trump Junior, erases from HISstory that a president can be indicted after leaving office. His royal Highness [AUSSI]celebrated the patriotism of the Gnow dismantled Department of Justice.

Just the same redundant same’Ol.

In moovie news:
The Manson Family asked the neighbors for a cup of SANKA®️ and then the Music Died.

🎶 …[S]o bye–bye Miss American
etc., etc., etcetera. Blame The Staff, but spoiler news: Buddy dies.

18:30 in Central Siren Thymes

Round Two of “get the fuck off my bunk”:
Ewe in the ARMY Gknow, and Ari Melber Gkneads a SIESTA after eating Donald Trump.