!!!Don Chente pierde La Razón!!!

Issy… esto hiede a Zodíacos y Gnómones.

Las secuelas de la batalla por las escuelas de Plutarco Elias Calles no cesan. La Banda Sonora, de Guymas a San Luis Río Colorado lideradas por un travesti francés han secuestrado al “Potrillo” de don Chente.

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Viernes de Cine Francés
…en Tabasco
Eye Shit Ewe Not
Marianne.
Viva DisneySTANvObOvich!!!

Fráncfort follows, courtesy of /r/mexico y don Paco Nacho Taibo “el dos”. Viva La FCE. Morena no tiene “marcos” que ofrecer.

Florinda Casas de Les Chez, reportera de mujeres violentadas para la cadena FOX News en Saint–Denis, Francia, documenta desde Detroit, Canada, que según “los millenials” de Cosmopolitan y Marie Claire, al pobre “Potrillo” de don Chente lo tienen con un solo plato de “la pastora” por día, una “chela” por cada canción y cantidades ilimitadas de cepillos de dientes.

When reached for comment, la Cadena Multimedios de Monterey, New Lyon, reported that don Chente is devastated by the NEWS that his “precious Potrillo” is being forced to sing on an “Indian” outfit, adding:

Mi Potrillo será hijo de un albañil; de vendedor de tacos al carbón; de un Tahur, o mismo de un charro mexicano, pero que me lo tengan TRABAJANDO como un indio!!!, eso si me irrita los Sharptons .

Don Chente, agregó que es una lástima que los Ancient Aliens “haigan” filtrado que la pinche Chiva visitó con su fe de Shiva, tierras pre COLUMBINAS, mucho antes de que Colorado fuera annexado por el Destino Manifiesto que los gringos le robaron a Cristobal Colón.

MARIANNE!!!

Hey, Beto… what about the immigrants seeking Hollywood Jobs that arrive through the Fucking Canadian Border, eh? Find Mí, beeCAUSE that is the root of perceptions.

… [A]nd in Washington, Once Upon a Thyme in El Paso, Miami cued MoTown and Katty Kay nº 6 remains unaccounted for, while pedos de algodón carnavalero ligers like Cranberry muffins. And Yes, AdriAna El Rod is involved, and Mike Barnicle is an “extrapolat0R », in the pockets of BeeOFhey!

13 hundred hours in CET ; In San Fran is Fo’ in the morning.

Viva Afghanistan!!! That is America'S best Shopping Mall for the Industrial Ronald Reagan Complex. THIS IS A DONALD TRUMP PUBLIC SERVICE DIRECTIVE.

In Sports: Pete Rose is betting on Camilo Cienfuegos… and if Pete Rose is not betting on Camilo, Donald Trump will put a Humpty Hump party over Country Music. And Yes, AdriAna: Release the Big Kat!!!

In election News, Tim Ryan is a funky motherfucker because he doesn't take a shower after WORK. BERNIE SANDERS assures all you white collared politicians, a MUNICIPAL SHOWER FOR ALL!!! toothbrush included. And John Heilemann is taking the left by the Center, which in French translates to taking a STROLL through Le Arc de Trump.

Muto agrees, and Bismark at New Castle already GKNOWS how this moovie ends. Any güey, Cousin Joe, your signal keeps getting knocked down every  other commercial, which are curiosamente dirigidos at either the 99% who fall into the pyramid scheme of retirement plans (if you have a military, safe-pay job) or to the 1% of the Punta Cana tourists who actually have to hire BEE DEE Odor because they REALLY REALLY GKNEAD TO DEVELOP strategies in order to beat the George Harrison’s TaXmAn.

Don’t be bashful, Johnny Mí_Boy, toma asiento and BEEfour Sunday is “a Thing”, Eye will get back to Ewe.

Foie Gras en jarritos.:EC4CC3DC-11B2-439E-8734-B26E073A305C … etc, etc. Etcetera.

Musical guest:
Y No Coma Ansias
featuring: Juan Grabiel
Interpretando la batalla entre los 98 años de Plutarco Elias Calles y el Cielito Eterno de don Andrés Mª López ObradeHarte.

At the moovies, Johnny Depp re–interprets the role of Keith Richards bastard pirate prince, this thyme with Önë EYE covered.

...[A]rrancan a un grito, atrás va 
El Parchado
Sonora empieza a gritar,
A media carrera lo alcanza El Parchado,
Y no para hasta ganar
Después se regresa y le dice al Norteño

No se vaya — con Dios, because “Jeben’s Knot Oberflogüing”, said Minnie Mouse on the 3rd Chapter of Inglés SIN Barreras.

Live from the PEPE EL TORO STADIUM
in LAs IsLAS Marías

Wait for Context, because BETO, it’s fucking being sent for corrections… pero, mi apreciado, aquilatado, y siempre Vanityvobitziado, please inform the West Texas Town of El Paso, U.S. District Attorney that a “one-week” Dora the Explorer expedition will not cover YEARS, decades,  and/or Century of C.I.A. torturing of the peoples that the Administration tags today as a “triangle”, por ejemplo, mi estimado Francis, remind the Bash’s third masterpiece that in a one-week certification trip, the TEST will not cover INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION, or to put it in CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TERMS OF actualités … WAIT FOR IT, wait.

It’s the bottom of the Third, and Camilo Cienfuegos, a first generation immigrant to CUBA [because of a fascist Spain under Francisco Franco] remains at the Mound and “Archevâché Loca” is sending the Signal back to Cienfuegos who then  reminds the Humpy Dance creator that, Lest[er] Holt forgets, it was your so Called “Digital Underground” that encouraged an ENTIRE GENERATION to “grab’em by the BISCUIT”.

The Republic is not a shopping mall for prison Syndicates and their federally appointed Gringo Mercenary TRIADS

Councilman O’rourke:

If Elected President, would you consider the following, based on THE EXPERT ASSESSMENT OF the U.S. Attorney for the Western District Court:

Background:

La visita del fiscal de la corte federal de los Estados Unidos Americanos del distrito poniente (oeste, pues) de Tejas se destapó en defensa de los intereses económicos de la familia Trump y sus asociados al decirse consternado por la situación del éxodo de centroamericanos estancados en ambos lados de la frontera México / E.E.U.U.

El fiscal, John bash TERCERO, dijo hoy a un medio popular estadounidense (americano) que las razones ECONÓMICAS, citadas por distinguidos medios estadounidenses (americanos) como las principales razones por las que DICHO ÉXODO DE  CENTROAMERICANOS ABANDONA SUS PAÍSES NO ES VALIDA ANTE LAS LEYES federales DEL DISTRITO PONIENTE DE TEXAS*.

* Fair enough, Mr. Bash, but hold that HASTERISK, Fenster the copyeditor is gathering “COTEJADOS” from the BOSCH/Carriles Can Cun Connection ; please hold that HASTERISK.

Summary:

The U.S. Attorney for the Western texas district warned that neither extortion (a result of gangs created by an ILLEGAL RONALD REAGAN WAR), nor economic stagnation caused by (check this out BETO) EMINENT DOMAIN or ecological devastations like the ones that berta casares was murdered for in HONDURAS, are grounds for ASYLUM REQUESTS.

According to Mr. BASH, persecution or incarceration by a sitting government (like say China, Russia, and as of YESTERDAY: Mexico) are the only detonators for compassion.

SO, COUCILMAN O’rourke, if Elected president of the United States after Donald Trump, will you be willing to welcome the people of TABASCO? The President of Mexico, Andrés Manuel López Obrador has vowed to crush anyone that gets in the way of his FOSSIL FUEL PROJECT. ADDITIONALLY, under these same, but retro-active scenario would you, AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA be willing to welcome the SAN SALVADOR DE ATENCO victims from the last Mexican Soft/Strongman.

Kay?… nope, that’s fake Katy Kay nº6 D.A.R.E., Eye seems to get a whiff of pedos de Algodón Carnavalero.

🎶 Out in the West Texas town of El Chuco…

Today’s line-up includes Andrés Manuel López Obrador, in for Cousin Joe, who is under the SEPTEMBER Huracanes ramireze’s–es. “El Presidente”, as don Andrés is referred to under the United States (mexican) Constitution clears Las Islas Marías for Johnattan Swan. El presidente GKnows that Swan feels at home swinging in the confines of a ballpark like THAT.

Y no Corazón, ese “dugout” no es Lomas de Poleo, but the same tactics applied, armed guards 24/7… but that was in another ERA.

Camilo Cienfuegos is at the MOUND and winds are blowing from the North. The Third Base heckler, former Republican Guard, Michael “Humpty” Steel is sending in the GOP Bacardi clowns, entitled 3rd Generation assholes who think Latin America is a New “Ricky Martin” version of “West Side Story”.

Look, Derek… “a masterpiece” in the Third degree. _ “Who’s on FOist?”  The U.S. Attorney is trying to STEEL 2nd Base and Camilo sends a 300 mile an Hour fastball and it’s strike Three for the Third Generation “HISpanicados“. MANU “ArcheVâché Loca” Chao catches the ball and sends it to SECOND base, where El Ché Guevara makes an out and sends the little fucking “basher” back to the district where BAMBI was cleared for HIGH CRIMES AGAINST ITALIAN tourists.

CAMILO CIENFUEGOS is not phased by the class of 2019 graduates from the Luis Posada Carriles “black sites” School of The Americas. Michael Steel, widely recognized by a Tribe Called Quest as the originator of the now infamous “Humpty Dance” Gknows this and sends in the designated HITMAN, former U.S. District Attorney General, Antonio Gonsales, who dropped the ‘Z’s’ in his last name in order to bee accepted into the Heathers Club, where Nicole Wallace plays the role of a Veronica who framed both Roger Rabbit and some guy named Christian Slater.

Hey, Zapato!

Here’s the D.E.A.L., Cousin Joe, and please… nevermind that big ugly noggin you call a “Cabeza”. Eye sure hope Eugene “don’t cry for me Argentina” is on deck, because Eye has a feeling that a dumb country lawyer is going to Knead his presse credentials for today’s ball game between The Ronnie Reagan Senators vS. The Barbudos en el Bacardi… PLAYBALL!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bm7prjR-9IQ

And, lest[ER] Holt forgets: HASTA LA VICTORIA; and the melting stew, Always… sponsored by Vania.

John Oliver est une bête, un Dingo.

Eye, mean, what kind of a beast forces his Righters to come up with a horses-ass segment (2 hours before his HoBO TV showtime) just to ping-pong the fuck out of this work–in–progress?

don’t shoot Mercury

Only a sick koala fucker like John Oliver. Boy, Eye tell ya’! Eye don’t know what is it about “mutt Island” ; por ejemplo, Raquelito, “Talking Heads” assures U.S., the staff, —under strict conditions of AnONi’m y Ti, que…

Eye want that PONY FOR MÍ!!!

Mr. B….? Anyone?